Have YOU ever been abducted by ALIENS?:

^ That's why they have to hire the aliens.

 

I Have Seen UFO's Also...I Believe I Have...

 

Is this thread serious? I mean, everyone has been abducted by aliens at least once. It's so common, why bother talking about it?

 

i most likely have but haven't noticed

 

i was walking, and i heard mexican music slowly getting louder then a van pulled up and i was pulled in by aliens and they gave me a taco and dropped me off at my house

 

Damn, free tacos? !Ijole! Were there any senoritas in the van? :gorgeous: Maybe they'll kidnap me....:sombrero:

 

I was, and rather enjoyed my probing.

 

Maybe I have. It's quite probable actually.

 

I didn't think that really happened. To be honest. I guess I would believe that really happened if it happned to me.

 

Damned aliens. They abduct you, they probe you,they leave you, they never call, never write, prolly laugh about it with their alien buddies...

 

Im actually a space bunny from the planet Zargoth discuised as a 16 year old human female..Perhaps I have abducted a few of you allready and dont even know about it. -shrugs-

 

no but i have been in a different universe. when i was like 4

 

omg yes!!!the did operations on me and now my saliva is k.y. jelly, i piss coca-cola, and i shit boyoun(gold)...its insane..i have the richest shit....EEEEVVVEEEEEERRR!!!!muaahhhaaahaa...no, i cant say i have..

 

as a child, i layed up in my bed to see a green creature in my door way.

 

Not that I know of. Then again, I have been known to sleepwalk...

 

i am terrified of the movie signs

 

40 years ago I was hitchhiking on the west coast and was picked up be some latinos, they would let me out of the car until they had smoked all of my stash.
I think they were illegals. Does that count ?

 

YOUR ALL VERY LUCKY AND THAT MAKE ME PISSED!
PISSSSSSSSSSED!

 

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