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Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by miracle, Aug 22, 2004.

  1. miracle

    miracle Member

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  2. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    i would but that would be like pediphile, i think...:(
     
  3. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    no way, man.


    drunks can never keep it up.
     
  4. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I'm NOT drunk and want sex... who wants to fuck me? ;) LOL
     
  5. Broad_For_Hire

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    Kitty, darling... the sex is always longer when the man is drunk. I say drink up, men, and fuck all night long.

    So you're from Rochester as well? Shitty summer weather we've been having, youldn't you say?

    Where are all the other Rochesterians??
     
  6. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    ok, the teenager is going to give me sex advice. how cute!

    sweetie, you're 18. trust me, the thrill of booze wears off once you're old enough to not need to convince someone to buy for you. i've lived in the "alternative" neighborhood of our fair city since you were 6, i was fucking a drunk back when you were still playing with barbies. he couldn't keep it up when he was boozy, but on the rare occasion he was sober...wow! sober sex with him was without question the best i ever had. drunk sex was without question the worst. and that goes for all the others, too.

    back when i was young and stupid like you i was with a lot of men, drunk, sober and stoned, and i'm telling you, alcohol interferes with function. it lasts longer and feels better when you're both clear-headed. healthy sex, emotional sex, real sex cannot compare to any alcoholic club kid's fucking-games.

    you'll understand when you're older, sweetie. ;)

    probably drunk and trying to fuck. i thought today's weather was rather lovely, but i would like a good thunderstorm.
     
  7. luminous_times

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    Why don't you ask your girlfriend?
     
  8. Broad_For_Hire

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    Why why why do you direct so much of your condescending, negative imput towards me and my posts?
    And I don't care how old I am... I have the right to say whatever I want about my own personal experiences or beliefs in relation the the original post. This is a free speech forum
    And likewise, you can say whatever you want as well. But why the attacks?
    I'm just trying to be friendly and humorus.


    Lighten up, old wench.

    See that was a joke too

    fuck it
     
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