wat should i do??

ok so theres this girl emily who im like madly inlove with and i was talking to one of her friends who also is my friend and she said that emily likes me and i should tell her how i feel so i told emily and she was liek i just concider u a freind so i was like huh wat teh hell and was so depressed for the longest time cause i live her so much and then at a kegger a couple weeks ago my friend heather who id been friends with forever was drunk and started telling me all this stuff that emily had told her lieka week earlier then the party ( wich is still after i told emily how i feel)
anyhow i didnt even know that heather knew emily but she said that emily is liek in love with me to but i was leik then why did she say she jsut wanted to be friends and heather said because shes leaving for england for a month and it would be stupid to go out now
is that a valid answer. girls on the forum could u help me out here like wat do i say to her when she gets back she knows i like her i think but she doesnt know how much liek how would i ask her out after she already said she wants to be freinds even tho according to 3 ppl shes inlove wiht me ahhh im so confused

 

Here's what you do: Find out what she loves most in the world, and kill it. That way, you move up a step.

 

thats the fuckign stupidest answer ive ever heard

 

hahahahaha

 

Well, I'm glad someone gets it and isn't fucking stupid enough to think I was serious.

Hey, Rocky, while you're at it, why don't you jerk off into her drink? If it tastes good, she'll want to be with you forever.

 

lol k ur a fricken douche man i knew u were joking but if u were gunna put something stupid like that u shouldnt of answered at all if u wanna make fun of shit go make fun of the guy who got his wang stuck in a pop bottle now thats fuckign halarios haahaha

 

I've already flamed him.

Now it's your turn, Mr. Third-Grade-Reading-Level.

 

Let's just hope, for your sake, that this girl sees more in you than your grasp of the English language.

 

Dude, Eli's the resident flamer-mon here. Don't worry bout it. Though he is right, ya need ta get yer grammer up a lil bit, it's kinda hard ta understand what yer typin.

 

haha yeah i suck at typing lol i dunno why

 

A good place to start is that cock in your mouth. Kind of makes it hard to see what you're typing.

 

okay mister raccoon guy--go drink bleach now and get it over with. if you dont apreciate tencentarcade's sense of humor then you might as well be dead.

 

I have gotten in trouble a few times for telling people to kill themselves.

Therefore, carry on.

 

well this guy is probably stupid enough to actually listen to me. so im happy

 

haha u guys actualy dont have lives liek holy shit u ramble on and on about stupid shit like why the fuck are u even on this site like fuck go smoke a bowl and calm the hell down

 

we dont have lives? if I am not mistaken, youre here too! I'll tell you what, i will go "smoke a bowl and calm the hell down" only if you go and study your first grade spelling words. might do you some good.

 

Yeah, since "smoking a bowl" means having a life.

 

I don't have a life, and yet you're hung up over some girl that won't mean a thing to you in a few months? Right.

 

ummmm just curious, is this girl going to some sort of boarding school? is her name alex??

 

uh no her names emily and she goes to my school lol