stonerland

Cant forget Hi-def TV's and DVD players and Every single season of seinfeld. That would complete TNS's Stoner Land.

 

dude holy shit. This is the greatest thread ever. I would kill to be in stoner land y'all created.

 

this place would have to be somewhere warm all year long and have some kick ass surfing beachs.

 

yeah and there'd be mountains on which to ski and snowboard, for our furry friends from the north. haha, fuckin northerners, love y'all

 

we should also research natural ways to teach animals to talk in stonerland

i mean, i'm sure they'll start talkin' after a few of those magic candybars TNS mentioned

but how much trippier would it be if they were ACTUALLY speaking

what'd be better than blazin' up with an iguana and discussin' some neitchze then goin' home and instead of thinkin' "jesus christ i was so high that lizard was talkin'!" goin' "jesus christ i was so high and that lizard REALLY WAS talkin'!"

 

ya you damn northerners. but for real, we need some kick ass beaches with gnarly surf within 30 minutes of fresh powder. mmmmmmmmmmmm. i just sploojed a little

 

I will fucking learn to hack and rig the election in ohio and flordia for you!

But you have to build me the smurfs village and the temple of shrooms and make me the nations secritary of shroomery.

And I have a plan to defend stonerland. We make it on an island and have a navy whos soul job is to fill the surounding ocean and sky with pure smoke fomrt he strongest strains, so all invaders are instanly converted to our ways and when they reach the main lands they are greated by the ghost of Bob Marley* and they rock out all night and never want to leave again!


*hologram

 

hahaha thanks man.

And yes. You can be my Secretary of Shroomery, on the condition that you raise your right hand and pledge to oversee the cultivation of enough shrooms to get the entire nation tripped out once a week. As your first assignment, I need you to get a deal with Nestea or Lipton or some other tea company so they can start production on the finest tasting shroom tea in existance.

 

Nice

 

Yeah, and we gota find a way to vaporize the psilocybin,and have shroom sanas.

 

Mushroom sauna sounds like an awesome name for a band. and an even more awesome place to smoke a blunt.

 

When/if drugs are legal the name of my bar.

 

We'd also need pharmacies to mass produce LSD....we need our medicine too ya know?

And our own Stonervision, fuck cablevision, we need a cable system with programming suitable for all stoners.

 

Yeah man. We will have fulltime chemists to take care of all of our psychedelic chems. LSD, 2cx's, Mescaline sulfate, etc......all the greats. And we gotta have some benzos for those among us that slip into a bad trip.

 

Right on, and of course all the other ethnobotanical stuff.

 

Yeah man. We will have a well-trained and experienced botany and myco team to mass-cultivate ethnobotanicals and shrooms and shit. Good idea man.

 

Hey man I'll put my farming skills to work...you need a good farmer?

 

hells yes, I will be growing, but for some of our lazier stoner brotheren, we will need a few hundred full time Ganja Plantation Owners

 

you could randomly spike the water with LSD and have "bicycle days".

 

dude fuck yeah, I would control our water systems and once a month I would put acid in the water system just to wake everyone up