Sneaky..very sneaky(growing)

well i recently came up with a nice way to NEVER get caught growing mushrooms outdoors...and b4 i tell u this crazy ass way let me tell u straight out IT WORKS PERFECTLY! my mushrooms are growing perfect ,away from pest,under perfect humidity,they get all the sunlight nessesary and are away from the danger of the elements...cause they r friggin UNDERGROUND..yeah i always wanted to grow these bastards but parents have eyes in their asses..so what i did was this i:I have a mycrogarden which gives ur mushrooms all the humidity ,shelter ,vermiculite and all the goodies that make em grow, what i did is go into a secruded spot where the dirt wouldnt look like its been disturbed i made a nice 2 feet hole with the circumference of the mycrogarden lined the hole with a cloth to stop dirt from moving..and put the mycrogarden with the cakes in..now a couple of skeptic questions.:how the hell do u get sunlight:easy shrooms only need small levels of light to tell em where to grow to so after putting the babies in i got a nice cardboard box which is pretty hard i cut out a piece of it and put a piece of crystal in the center,then i simply put it over the hole and covered it up with dirt and grass so it looked like no one had been there,the way i get sunlight in is that i leave the grass section with smaler particles so that at 12.00 everyday the sun is right over so it gives em all the light it needs...the only reason i had to do this is cause i love growing but after getting caught i had to step up my game so this popped up,with the mycrogarden i dont need to water the shrooms or install no friggin drip shields,it takes care of humidity automatically..now this idea is pretty far fetched i know cause i was like WTF too ..but after planning it out it works ..my shrooms are growing perfect in less than 2 weeks i will have a nice batch..so if u never wanna get caught then get creative.
by the way MAJOR THING:mycrogarden needs to be connected to a power sourse i just simply put it thought a window right under the TV ...im never getting caught again..haha..ok skeptics if u think this is impossible then let me have ur opinions..i figure with money and a lil work u can grow anything underground..just get smart :gossip:
the strain im growing is B+
the tempeture is taken care thx to sunlight and lighting system in the mycro
you might be able to do something like
this with the PF TEK

 

what the hell???

Can you make a brief

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explanation , more numbers but whatever, I dont get it.

but it sounds like you have a mycogarden , grow kit , or something, and made it outdoor is that it?

 

well im sure that works perfect in Florida... but not everyone can take advantage of free heat...

 

yeah made it outdoors but put the whole thing underground so no one will spot me
and florida heat is perfect for me ...but florida itself sucks ass

 

I was always under the impretion there legal to grow just not to harvest

 

no they r legal to gather in the wild ,as soon as u dry em they become illegal..thats a pretty dumb law...so i can eat the juicy ones which have more content..but not the dry ones....

 

sneaky as!

 

...im like a james bond...without the gun...car...girls...ummmm....actually im more like an austin powers..without the bad teeth...and the girls lol

 

lol the guy in your pic with the big mouth looks like a carney on datura

 

lol u ass we were all just coked up bro

 

In all my life, thats the scariest thing I've ever heard of.

 

..damn that would be trippi as hell imagine ur tripping and he comes out of ur closet and goes hey u got a cig...and ur like yeah man here u go and then he goes ..ok thanks man...and goes back into ur closet.

 

hahahaha i was thnking more a carney, that had eaten datura

 

lol no offense we all look fucked up sometimes

 

are you high?

 

hell yeah he is