Vampire dog vs. Zombie dog

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On the top we have the hybrid vampire-rottweiler from "Blade Trinity", and on the bottom we have the zombie dog from "Resident Evil".

Who would win and why?

 

Zombie dog. Unaffected by sunlight so he/she can attack 24/7.

 

Zombie dog no doubt... proprietors to a Korean restaurant would catch and butcher the much fresher looking vampire dog which would end up in pieces on an all-you-can-eat buffet.

 

zombie dog is just kick ass...plus i like resident evil way better than blade

 

zombie dog.Vampire dogs main weapon is to bite and turn said bite victim into another vampire. Zombie dogs won't be affected at all

 

Screw you guys. You zombie lovin' fucktards.

 

well, wheres your reason why the vampire-rots are king supreme?

 

A Pirate Dog could beat them both at the same time.

 

Simple. The rots are bigger, stronger dogs. They've got super strength and vampires are super fast. Not to mention once they bite the zombie dogs, they'll become zombie vampires. The those stupid doberman pussy dogs are really fucked.

 

Puh-lease. You sir, are crazy sir.

 

I am going with the Dog Vampire because vampires can turn into bats. Being in bat form, they could sneak up and bite the zombie dog in the back of the neck. The zombie dog would really have no defense, as it could not bite the vampire dog whilst the vampire dog in bat form was biting the zombie bat neck.

Also, being the vampire dog in bat form could whooosh and swwooosh down and unexpectently fly in for an attack or could whhoooossh and swooosh and fly away.

 

A good fight would be a zombie-vampire-dog vs. a ninja-dog

 

I choose demonic chiuaua.

 

3 zombie dogs walk into a bar. The first one is carrying a car door, the second, a loaf of bread, and the third has a 2 pound salami...

The bartender says,"

 

the bartender says what?

 

I'm not sure...I missed the last part of the joke...

How 'bout this one:

A zombie dog walks into a bar and has a steering wheel attached his penis.

The bartender says, "whats with the steering wheel"?

Zombie dog says, "I don't know, but its drivin' me nuts"!

haha

 

That joke really made me laugh out loud.. hahahaha

 

It's actually a pirate joke..."Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts", but zombie dog seemed to work with it too...

 

hahaha awesome answer

 

I love rotties so I wish I could say the vamp rots but yea... no way dude.. ZOMBIE poochie all the way hahaha... kinda sounds like zombie coochie if your not paying attentiont lol