hey guys, heres a tip.

dont attempt shaving while stoned. end of story.

...ow

 

fuckin rookies

 

i dunno man, if you become unco when stoned i believe youre just not trying. it takes longer but i love shaving while stoned, each stroke of the razor is so thoughtful

though i hate shaving anyway, so now i am growing beardness

 

hahaha growing beardness


Fookin stoner

 

facial hair rocks

 

Nah man. Not having to SHAVE facial hair is what rocks. Hooray for laziness

 

i guess it depends on each individual's facial hair growth. some people complain of itchiness, but i dont have a problem with that. and my girlfriend loves the hair, so it doesnt prevent my chances of getting in bed with a woman, which i believe is a very common protest.

the only problem ive found is that some jobs dont like applicants with facial hair because they can seem ungroomed.

at any rate, humans have beards for some reason, i dont think this reason is 'to be shaved'

yes i like endorsing facial hair.

 

gruo a beerd, zee-a cheecks deeg it.

 

hahaha true man. God gave us facial hair. He didn't give us razors. lol