If you're just worried about the smell, I'd put the weed in a sack, smear vasoline all over the outside of it, making sure ALL of it is cover in vasoline, then put it in another bag and put more vasoline on it, then put it in one more bag without vasoline. The vasoline works wonderful to cover the smell. Then you can just tape it to the inside of your thigh. That's what I'd do.
We talking just a few grams here? Ez. Wrap it up good and shove it in your pocket. The only way you're gonna be stopped and patted down is if you look like mohammed, or on your boarding pass you see a RED S on it, or a ***SSSSSS*** in the corners or underneath your seat assignment. (varies between carriers). TSA is ONLY checking your luggage (that goes under plane) for explosive residue. There MAY be a drug dog in larger airports (i guarantee not at an outstation), but again, wrap it up good put it in your pocket and be observant for the drug doggie.
i dont know^^ when i was like 8 they took me aside, searched all my stuff, patted me down swabbed all my stuff and my shoes. i was traveling with my grandpa too. also i am white and from america. it was wierd.
i get checked a lot too. i have a lot of hair. i like the peanut butter idea. dont put it in your shoe
When I flew domestic (just from one end of the North Island (in New Zealand) to the other - only an hour flight) I wanted to take some weed and my pipe with me. The way I figured it is that no one cares if you shift a wee bit of weed from one end of the country to the other, it's only if you're trying to get it in. So I unscrewed my pipe into little bits and split the bits up into two other bags and filled the bags with hair pins, safety pins, tin foil and coins so it just looked like random metal stuff on the xray and put the weed inside a metal box surrounded by other metal things and some plastic shit to disguise it. It was in my carry on bag, went through the xray machine. They had an issue with my bottle opener (I'm a bar tender - I'd come straight from work) and that was it. No one even noticed/cared about my weed and drug dogs are no where to be seen cos its a domestic flight. But this was for about a gram only.
for serious, i'd be waiting for someone to tap me on the shoulder and say "I'm going to need you to come with me sir."
yea me too. iv flown countless number of times, but its so unpredictable that im scared to bring anything illegal on to a plane. like i dont know whether or not they are gonna make me do some insane strip search or if they are gonna have drug dogs in a certain airport that day or not.
yeah I think the only reason I wasn't a nervous wreck was cos I'd just come off a 10 hours shift as a bar tender at a Drumb n Bass gig and we'd had a few staffies afterwards so I was tired as all hell and drunk and trying to just stay awake. I'd packed the bag the night before when I was high which I think is why I even considered the idea. I was just so out of it that I didn't care.
Tape it to your gooch(that spot between yout balls and asshole) My friend flew back from Cali to Philly( I guess from the closest airport to Salinas, and shit like that. but whatever) Or if your really hardcore shove that shit up your asshole.
Nah man, America, and I guess even the whole world is still wetting the bed about terrorism. Overexaggerated, probably, but still, now is definitely the worst time in history of flight to attempt to bring ANYTHING illegal with you... ..or in you... :uhoh2:
