So, there's a bottle of wild turkey 108.2 on my desk and my mom is in here talking to me for five minutes and doesn't realize it, then she's like "hey.... you've got liquor on your desk"... And I'm like "Oh yeah, I can only take naproxen twice a day", but I also had a half full mason jar sitting next to the lamp, which she didn't seem to take note of. Man, when I heal up, I'm gonna stop drinking so much. Mmm.. distilled corn whiskey, less than 30 days old.
haha tahts classic. I had a similar thing happen. It was dead of winter and I hadnt had my window fan up for months. My mom had left to go to grocery store or something liek that so I decided to put up my window fan and have a nice little toke. So I did and she walked back in shortly I'd gotten doen smoking and didnt notice the fan at all...
i've never had wild turkey. whats it taste like? i think my mom still thinks i don't drink. my dad thinks i'm on acid. and who knows what my grandma is starting to believe. haha
shut up theres different tastes. though half the drinks I've had, i was too drunk to taste them anyway. haha
The kicken chicken has a wider pallette than your average whiskey. Truly the cornerstone of Kentucky bourbon. And it's the lowest priced whiskey with an actual cork... My favorite are Rare Breed 101 or 108.2 proof. You can get it aged between 6-12 years, or different mixtures of proof/age, but I had some eight year, last night. http://www.whiskymag.com/whisky/brand/wild_turkey/whisky376.html Whisky mag calls it the clint eastwood of whiskies. I don't drink anything besides bourbon, shine, or rum.. but I like Wild Turkey because it has a rum-like taste. Wild Turkey actually scored higher than a $114 bottle of 1926 Macallan.
Oh... and I was just wondering, how do you usually do your tips? Rubber bands or.. uh.. with the help of David Blaine?
one night here at the apartment we were throwin' back shots of jim beam, wild turkey, and captain morgan tattoo. killed myself though with one shot of tequila what a bad night/morning/day
I killed myself last night by drinking beer ontop of a pint of wild turkey. I don't usually drink like that, if at all... but it's been hard times, lately, so I guess I understand why I didn't catch myself. I started eating spring rolls last night, hoping it would absorb the liquor.. haha, what a mistake.
rubber bands can melt into your hair. just a warning take a dread in one hand (whichever you use the most) and hold it near the end, but not where the loose hairs are. ... like right at the last chunk of dreadedness. and then take your other hand and hold it open like your about to bitch slap a ho. put the dread end in the center of that palm, and move it about your palm like you're putting out a cigarette on a trash can lid. .. basically its palm rolling it. i hope that made sense. if not, i could try to draw a diagram on paint or something.
Yeah, I was worried about the melting. I just figured if I did do that, to cut them out in a week or two, but I still don't like the idea of chemicals leeching into my dreads, if I can help it. Oh shit.... it works. Thank you M to da A. I'm definately not going to cut my hair for court.
you're welcome! I'm glad I could describe that right. I'm horrible at giving directions. Why are you going to court?
Reckless driving, for when I wrecked the other night ago. I don't know why my date is December 14th, but I'm trying to get my attorney to move it towards January, so I have enough time to go to the medical college of virginia and get evaluated for a sleep disorder, then get charges reduced to improper driving or dropped, since the disorder was still undiagnosed. I'm supposed to start delivering/distribution to airports for the seafood company I used to work for, maybe after this Summmer/Fall, if I can get a CDL.
is it court or just a pretrial on the 14th? the judge won't care about your hair if its a pretrial, cause they dont meet you. (or at least they didnt at mine) Good Luck though! I hope you have a disorder! (never thought i could say that as a good thing.. haha)
Haha, thanks ma. I'm pretty sure I do, it's just never been this much trouble until now and it's gone undiagnosed, so far. As far as I know, I don't think it's a pre-trial. I just happened to wreck in York County, which is ruthless for being cut and dry and having a high tax rate/bloodthirsty county gov't. I wrecked on highway 17, alongside Yorktown Battlefield/Colonial National Park, about a quarter mile from where Washington took Cornwallis' troops.
wow. i want to live in the eastern half of the country so i can describe things by their historical events. "my house is near the area where they grow potatos" isnt just same as that
Yeah... haha. It's kind of strange, because that's really true. My friend has Powhatan's chimney in his front yard, which is the remaining chimney off of Chief Powhatan's/Pocahontas' home that was built by the Jamestown colonists and presented to him by Captain John Smith, as a gift in 1609, just after the famine. They had to result to cannibalism by digging up their deceased brethren, so they had to patch relations by gifting something to Chief Powhatan. I share a blood relation to the Powhatans (a branch of the Iriquois), as well as the father of tobacco and husband of Princess Pocahontas, John Rolfe. I've also managed to work Cherokee and Seminole in there, along the lines. The Far East has it's Mecca, Palestine... it's Jersualem, France... it's Lourdes, and Italy.. it's Loretto, but America's only shrines are her altars of true patriotism-- the first and most potent being Jamestown, the sire of Virginia, and Virginia the mother of this everdiminishing, yet still great, republic... In that day and age, hailing from a VA bloodline would grant you acceptance and passport into any nation in the world. Though we have to remember, if not for the natives, we would never be sitting where we are right now. My friend always tells people to look for the chimney as they're coming down the road, when giving directions. The area where John Smith's head was nearly decapitated is just slightly to the left of that tree.
