okay, I'm going to do this different and wait for everything to be done and post it as one big post. please wait and check back in, in about an hour or 2.
My brother Hyphy, Clock and my cousin MdWb smoked an eigth of grandaddy in the garage. They come in the house laughing. MD fell to the floor and said, "Noooooooo!(starts laughing)." Clock said he feels like the universe is shrinking and he starts to turtle up in a ball. Hyphy just stares and laughs at them. Hyphy walks to the door and presses against it and says, "Somebody stuck me to the wall, help." MD gets up and goes in the room. He tries to take of his shirt but, gets stuck and says, "Help my shirt is stuck." He's able to take it off and changes into a sweater. Clock and Hyphy go into the room. MD looks at an orange peel on the floor and says, "What the fuck is that? Oh shit, a smurf threw up.(laughes)" MD then goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk into a cup and puts a handful of Recess Peanut Butter cereal in it. Clock is watching King of the Hill. He asks, "Is that Bill?" I say no it's Boomhower. He says, "Boomhower? Which one's Phil?" I laugh at him. Hyphy says, "It feels different. It's just arms bro, I felt like I had none. I had a form like a tadpoll. At 1st I didn't have them, but now I do." MD looks at me typing and says, "Are you my reporter? X out of this, X out of this!(laughs)" MD lays on the ground, with his ass stuck to the wall and his legs sticking straight up. MD says, "Damn nigga it feels like I'm sitting on the ground. The wall is the floor and the floor is the wall and the ceiling is a wall. Try this shit nigga it feels like the room is flipped." Clock and Hyphy both do the same thing as MD, back on the floor, ass to the wall and they looked really amazed. This is quite possibly the dumbest shit I have ever seen in my life! Funny as fuck, they are soooo amazed. MD says, "Damn Dru(me) it looks like you're sitting on the wall my nigga(laughs)." Hyphy says, "This shit is mainy!" Clock says, "It feel like I can walk on the floor! This shit is crazy(puts hand on head) I hate this!" They sit back down regular. We're watching UFC and a ring girl is shown. Clock says, "Who's that? She looks like Peeva Nemford." We all laugh at him. Clock and Hyphy go into the kitchen to look for food. Hyphy smashs up a pack of Top Ramen and eats it raw. Clock just eats a banana. Lots of nothing, watching the UFC. Hyphy says he feels like he's fighting Fluff Lynell(refering to Chuck Lidell). He says his face hurts from being punched. Clock gets up and starts pacing back and forth. He says, "Somebody help me, nigga I'm in pong! Oh no it's not mong, what did I say? Nevermind I'm free." Clock puts Guitar Hero 2 in. He says he feels like he's a rockstar. He fail Beast and he Harlet on Expert. MD fails Mother in easy. He says he sucks. Hyphy went to his room. Nothing really, they're just playing Guitar Hero. I went to check on Hyphy and he's laying on the ground with a vcardboard box on his head saying, "I'm lost. Get me out of this cave! A bear is attacking me!(a teddy bear was on his leg). I pull him out he starts to laugh and says he's sleepy. He stays on the ground and says he's gonna sleep. I think I'm gonna go to sleep too. Sleepy gonna sleep. Good fight, good night.
Everybody needs to try this when you're roasted. Lay on the ground and scootch till your ass is on the wall and put your legs straight up. It really seems like your sitting on the floor and gives you a crazy ass perspective of the room! Dude try it, it was crazy as fuck to me.
how would this feel hyphy? Find a corner, lay on your side and scootch your ass to the wall and also your legs... your back would be leaning on the other wall. Tell me how THAT feels.
