Hey -God-

Can you bestow powers upon mortal humans? Perhaps for the sacrifice of several sheep? All I want is to be able to do a cartwheel...no matter how hard I try I just can't. I suck.

 

yes...and I want to magicaly clean my house. I want to be able to snap my fingers and make it be clean. Please give me this power. lol!

 

Cartwheels aren't hard, I could teach you those....just remember to bring a hoola hoop.

 

Hula hoops I can do...
So where's GOD? I figured he would have responded to the post already...all well

 

the hoola hoop is to jump over...

 

God, can you tell my teachers that I don't have to do my homework? I mean, they gotta listen, right?

 

Teacher? You can kill your teacher - it will be forgiven.

 

The teachers in the US don't server any useful purpose anyway. The spelling on THIS website alone will tell you that.