When you run out of butt-wipe......

What do you use????

 

paper towels

 

I dont run out.

 

A bottle of cocoa butter

 

baby wipes

 

Awwwwww!!

 

One time, I ran out of toilet paper, so I took the sock off my foot and used it. I immediately rinsed it off(thoroughly) in the bathtub and tossed it in the washing machine. Desperate times call for desperate........ass.....wiping.......improvisation......or something of the sort.

 

When I realize that I am out of toilet paper BEFORE I get on the toilet, I grab some kleenex or some paper towels. For the record, paper towels aren't very friendly.

 

No kidding.

 

Would you ever use a towel???

 

I have used a towel. I ran it under some warm water first and it felt nice.

Like my sock, it was immediately washed afterwards.

 

Not if I could help it...but...you never know...

 

I couldn't help it. We haven't always been able to afford toilet paper.

 

but if theres nothing to wipe with, i just hop in the shower, for an impromptu cleansing

 

Exactly. These days, I rarely take a shit unless I am taking a shower directly after. I hate dingle-berries with a fookin passion.

 

Exactly. Just not cool. Not cool at all.

 

dingle-berries are mentioned and no gangaking around

this makes me sad

 

cooton wool, if none of that, newspaper. Try not to run out these days though

 

we have never run out of toliet paper. I run outta pads a lot and I just stick a paper towel folded in half down there...it's ghetto but no one knows but me ...and now everyone else

...you should see my make-shift condom...saran wrap and a ribbon...it's hot

 

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