during the second world war at the end of the battle of sand-dune 1285g A small company of British soldiers were tackled by a slightly bigger German force at El-Snitch a small village that was popular with its inhabitants and a few of their friends. Brigadier Rense looked haggard his skin peeling from his nose and forehead. The battle had taken its toll, however Corporal Mansfield had convinced him it was over. "Jerry has finally taken the hint by the look of things, old chap, heard him pulling out while you were asleep". Rense looked at the sand dunes where a hundred or more men in German uniform lay still, their uniforms flapping, now and then, in the gentle wind. Finally he said "But it doesnt make sense, Mansfield, they must have had at least another 50 men to throw at us, and they must have known theres only a handfull of us down here". "18 of us sir", mansfield reported. The door to the bar room was full of bullet holes and the plaster was chipped and broken around it. Rense tried to focus on something within the room but it was too dark, he had stared at the dunes for nearly an hour and couldnt see a thing. "PRIVATE MOORE!..... ..... PRIVATE MOORE!" Rense shouted "SAHR !" "Moore where are you come here, man !" "moore here sir" ! Moore popped up from behind the bar. "moore I want you to go up that hill and tell me what you see from there, take Hibberts and Molloy with you and whatever you need to protect yourselves" Moore saluted, ran outside and called the other two men. Now Rense's eyes were accustomed to the dark inside and when he looked toward the door he was pained by the intensity of light. Moore, Hibberts, and Molloy were at the foot of the hill. feeling every inch of the way for mines and other deadly traps. Rense didnt dare look away from the scene - he knew that outside, all around the bar a 150 of his own men lay dead. the silence was still astonishing to him, it had been 3 days hard slog. "for what", he thought - and lapsed into a memory of how it all started, with his men and the Germans arriving at this place almost simultaneously. It was a village on the edge of the sahara. 8 huts in all. and all but that one destroyed completely. He roused himself from his chair and tried to walk outside but his leg ached from the bullet graze across his thigh. and he clutched it as hard as he could and dragged the leg forward with his hands as much as he could. The three now stood up and walked to the top of the dune. all three managed to say much the same thing at much the same time "Fucking hell - F_U_U_U_CKING H_E_E__L_L_L" below the hill was something none could explain silver and blood red, lit up like a christmas tree and disc shaped hovering silently - its outer shell spinning all the remaining Germans dead beneath it After staring at it for 5 minutes, they turned and ran back to the hut. "its er, its um - I cant explain it sir - come please, come with us" They helped Rense up the hill and reached the top just in time to see a short ramp slide from the machine to the ground. A slit appeared in the disc and from it two small silver and green aliens appeared - their heads were a mass of red tentacles and swirling gold coloured lights "FUCK ME !" shouted Rense "THATS WHAT I CALL JOHNNY FOREIGNER, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES " ! just then a huge viblab beam shot out of the craft and a tetse fly exploded on Moores nose - "sir stop running I think they may be friendly they just blasted a tetse fly off my nose - damned decent of them isnt it sir?" Rense looked at the scorch marks on Moores nose "good lord you could be right - get the white flag out" 2 seconds later there was a loud whirring sound for axactly 5 seconds and within a milisecond 15,000 visorium Chibble beams reduced all human life in the area to ashes. The aliens seemed to think this was funny and returned to their craft and started the short journey to Alpha Centauri, but of course they were very very drunk, and wouldnt remember a thing the next morning, as they had earlier robbed an italian town of all its wine. See the film soon at a cinema near you - starring Alf Garnett and Jimmy Saville as the aliens, and Russell Brandt as Rense. Co starring the cast of drop the dead donkey and Julian Clary as the soldiers. The German army is played by various members of the public who didnt want to be identified
I like true stories like this one and wish there were more of them in here. It's good to see someone else other than Americans coming in contact with UFO's.
Yes I'm suprised it isnt on The History Channel in one of those WW2 documentaries and I think "The world at war" was made by people who just concentrated on their hatred of the japanese and German armies rather than the aliens who they probably secretly admired.
I'm glad you mentioned this, because people have tried to re-write history, erasing all alien presence during world war 2. Shortly after May 1945 many films went missing from German archives which suggested a definite alien encounter, films such as 'Ein Alien Ate Mein Lederhosen', (dir.Kurt Von Steinburgerstein, 1942) and the enigmatic cult film 'Vot the Sheisse Ist Dat Silver Object in das Sky?' (dir.Helmet Blisterbumachtung, c.1943). Using computer technology and my Image E-Nation software I have been able to restore some parts of these films and after several glasses of sherry I can say that there is definitely some alien involvement.
Yes I paid the Italian mafia several thousand Billion Lira (about $4.00) for the originals of those films and I too was as drunk as the Iranian ambassador when I watched them. Of course the sound track was damaged but a very good german forensic lipreader told me that hitler was saying "Fokkern ze hell : das ist a fokkern alienenner haffing ze sheisser in ze bushen over zer - und looken ! his spacenenKraft is over zer in zee ozzer bushen" - that proves it for me especially also when the camera has a look at the shit after the space craft takes off and its actually glowing neon blue poo ! When the camera looks back at hitler - he is obviously nervous and is copying the John Cleese silly walk sketch and making funny faces at the camera and slaps his butler on the forehead with a spoon
I found lipreading difficult, but I practised on my cat and now I can read pussy lips no problem. Trouble is I don't speak cat. People might think that this whole Hitler alien debacle is a hoax, but all they ave to do is catch up on the latest news where professional lip readers have been employed to find out just what he has been saying. Some of these lip readers have been employed in the past to find out what Stallone has been saying so it shows how good they are. Not forgetting George Bush's father who once said: "Read my lips..." Obviously we should have been reading his lips, because he was saying something completely different, and we would't be in this sordid mess now. Anyway, aliens, Hitler, it is a very chilling story and it will have you frozen to the marrowbone. Pray that you've flushed your toilet bowl because it will quickly fill up with brown sauce, and I don't mean HP.
That was when he said "its the economy, stupid" I think so anyway, but what he actually said was "who gives a fuck about YOUR economy, stupid? I'm rich why should I care if youre a finacially challenged political dwarf"? Gordon bennet while I was writing the above account the bum-gravy was flowing out I tell ya
