Greg sniffed his shirt, it smelled sweaty. This didnt bother him so he sat down and read a book. It wasnt remotely interesting, it made him think of his own life and how uninteresting that would be as a novel but he became completely bored and switched on the tv, immediately there was wisp of grey smoke and a small flash accompanied by a small sizzling sound and then all activity ceased. At this point he had a great idea, at least he thought he did, but then he forgot what it was and he wondered if it was a great idea or just a normal crap idea that had pretended it was great. He was boring himself stupid and decided to see if he could make laser beams shoot from his eyes if he concentrated enough - it didnt work so he dropped a really smelly air biscuit and mentally blamed it on the dog he didnt have. Suddenly he noticed his moms artificial legs in the corner of the room but then she didnt have artificial legs so he wondered why she kept them all these years. another air biscuit forced out at high velocity made a loud ripping sound. he thought about the term "ripping one off" and why it meant farting if being "ripped off" meant having something stolen. Perhaps, he thought, people in the old days thought someone had ripped their clean air off. so would say something after someone let one go like: "Fwoarr oh no I've been ripped off or "rou ripped me off" it couldnt be and he got bored with the confusion of the issue. Lifes pointless, he thought, as he crapped into his dads gardening boots. and it was so pointless he couldnt be bothered to think about it and he went into a coma and never woke up again until 5 seconds before he died and his last words were "how pointless was that"? The end
It's a shame he never read Jason Dork's book. He would still be alive today. On second thoughts. Maybe not.
I think he'd been reading too much by Normal Mailer and Martin Aimless, or whatever his name was. I read a paragraph of Night Train by Aimless and it made me feel uncomfortably numb like I was gonna die of overexposure to boring words. Jason kings career is wierd according to wikipedia I always imagined a thriller writer to look different Funny but wikipedia makes no mention of kings great novels I would have thought theyd have mentioned Carrie or the shawshank redemption http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_King_(TV_series) Do you think Jason King was the role model for hong-kong-fuey? "A bit too early for coffee; I'll have a Scotch" - Jason, ordering breakfast in a cafe.
I had not realised shawshank redemption was one of Jason Kings novels I thought it was by Stephen King. And I thought Hong Kong Fuey Wrote Carrie Hong Kong Fuey never ordered Scotch so I dont think this was the role model. Although he does look like hongkong fuey
Never believe anything you read in Wikipedia. The only person who tells the truth is Rupert Murdoch. When I click my fingers you will feel thirsty and buy a can of Coke. Life is great. Obedience is good. Do not loiter. Do not be late for work. Broaden your mind by reading a Jason Dork novel. Eat an orange.
I like the style of this story, it reminds me of a low budget movie called "Inspect her Gadget" starring some German slappers and a couple of geezers with 12 inch cocks. It didnt have much of a plot but did involve a bit of shitting and a lot of groaning. BTW Linda Lovelace is 80 today and a remake of Deep throat is out starring her and its called "lock stock and 12 inches of Brighton Rock between 2 smoking gum barrels"
