It was a normal night that is until dick the devil cheney stopped by I couldn't help myself, so i spit on him
You should be kinder to tricky Dick Cheney.. perhaps seal your close friendship with a lovely gift. I suggest a book of microwave recipes.
You were kind! You could have dumped your dirtybongwater over his head, and then laughed a loud obnoxious self righteous laugh. You actually look quite proud of yourself sitting back in that chair all cocky and irreverent. How could such a good start (a hardy handshake in the hall ) turn into something so nasty in such a short time. I guess he deserved it anyway , that devil.!!!!!!