Penis? Are they a fungus?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by J0hn, Nov 25, 2006.

  1. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    Looking at the tip of a penis, I found that it resembles a toadstool. Just under the helmet you can see little lines just like you find under a mushroom if you look at the black part of the mushroom under the helmet.

    Now it is my understanding that the penis is not a fungus or related to the toadstool but am curious as to know why it resembles such a thing.
     
  2. trixie27

    trixie27 Member

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    because when the penis was being shaped the mother of us all said that that shape felt the best inside of her
     
  3. jimmydean885

    jimmydean885 Member

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    if you dont get circumsized it doesnt really look like a stereotypical mushroom really
     
  4. THE MIGHTY TOENAIL

    THE MIGHTY TOENAIL Member

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    it's all part of the conspiracy of this weird thing we're in called "life". evidence of this conspiracy also includes ferrets, minature versions of already bite-sized foods [such as 'baby' cheezles] and the fact that while transporting goods by car is called a "SHIPment", goods transported by ship are called "CARgo".

    it's all very scary and none of us will get out of it alive...:/
     
  5. hebrewnational00

    hebrewnational00 Senior Member

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    penis does resembel a toadstool, in fact it really reminds me of mushrooms, it might even b psychadellic!!!!

    all da girls i have been with claimed to see shit after gettin a taste LOL!!! jm
     
  6. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    The "lines" behind the glans (head) when you are soft are the remnants of your foreskin if you are circumcised and have a "loose cut". If you are uncut, there should be no lines when you are soft and the foreskin covers your glans. When you are hard, the foreskin retracts, and the narrower portion of ther foreskin slides back behind the glans and creates the "lines".
     
  7. SpaceTrippin

    SpaceTrippin Banned

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    The mushroom gods wanted our dicks to resemble a shroom because both shoot there loads when erect so when your trippin on boomers remember that!
     
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