Salty Fanny Batter

Who likes drinking from the hairy goblet when theres lashings of salty fanny batter at the rim ?

(the uk fanny - not the U.S. fanny -
The front lawn not Bourneville Boulevard)

 

wtf?

 

YOU DICKHEAD.

 

sounds like a squatjuice thread!!!!!!!!

 

I know what fanny batter is
They say it all the time in a comic called Viz
its the frothy stuff from a womans sexual bits that
froths up when you have sex
viz did a great story once when they had this geezer who
ran out of petrol and converted his car to run on monkeys spunk
but when he got thrown out of a zoo for wanking a monkey off he
converted his car to run on leapards fanny batter
I think you can see it at viz.co.uk

 

you could make an interesting pancake with it

 

I feel really ill now....

 

:chef: :stunned:

 

I'm feeling a bit queasy myself :sick2:

 

I do quite like the term Bourneville Boulevard

 

Ah, its good to be back! Ive missed the forums

 

great to have you back ripple...and Hamish!

 

Wow, it is spam hipforums with porn night or what?

 

I've waited so long!

 

There seems to be a couple of different users posting them. Its a conspiracy!

 

everytime i see this thread title it grosses me out - damn you lol

 

I just can't stop thinking about gash batter