Stoned-over at work

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Taylor, Nov 22, 2006.

  1. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    So last night we finally got the delivery we'd been waiting for and after work I headed over to my mate's house to smoke up...

    This stuff is from Wanganui (if you know NZ you know it's damn good) and it's fucking great bud - dense, sticky, almost completely crystal, huge. We got a half-ounce of it.

    So we smoked up... It was awesome. SO high. I had a great time.But I had work the next day so I headed home with my portion of the weed and had another (small) cone before going to sleep.

    I woke up at like 7 this morning cos I had to get to work by 8:30 and it takes me about 40 minutes to get there so I needed time to get ready and I totally had a stoned-over... you know the feeling you get after you go to sleep really high and wake up too early and haven't had a chance to process it all out of your system and so feel grotty and gross and weird...

    Well, now I'm at work but it's ok. I'm a temp. receptionist at a Dr's surgery but about 3 days a week he's not actually here - he travels around the bottom of the North Island a lot - and I'm the only one here to answer the phones. So it doesn't matter that my brain isn't working so well...

    But time is going really weird - it's already midday and it totally doesn't feel like I've been here for 3.5 hours already - time goes past in dribs and drabs and then a whole lot at once.
    Essentially, I think I'm still kinda high - THC mixed with being really tired.
    Hah.

    You guys ever gone to work high?
    I also bar tend and turned up to work high and then had a paranoid freak out that the cops would pick that night to do a raid on our bar. Thankfully, they didn't. :p

    Any stories of being high at work?
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    One time, when I worked at publix supermarket, I smoked a few blunts and took about 3 xanax bars before going to work. While I was at work, I realized that I needed to fill the dairy eisle, so I went to the dairy cooler and pulled a pallet out. When I got the pallet of milk and ice cream and cheese out of the freezer, I realized it was break time, so I left the pallet sitting there(in the warm air) while I went to break. I got out to the car, still totally fukt up from the xanax, and I drove around the parking lot smoking bowl after bowl and letting random people into my car to hit the bowl. I probably smoked about 5 bowls during what was supposed to be a 15 minute break, but after I got inside from my break, I realized that I had taken over 2 HOURS on my break and the dairly products were still sitting out; a few hundred dollars worth of dairy products.....ruined. My boss just told me to go home for the night.

    The next day when I came to work, the store manager took me into his office and asked me what was wrong with me the day before. I said "nothing.....why?" And he said "because you were observed walking around the store aimlessly.....doing no work at all.....just walking." He then asked if I was drunk and asked me about the 2 hour break I took and I told him that I was just having a bad day. He said he didn't believe me, but he didn't fire me.
     
  3. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    I never go to work high. Have done it at the grocery store, but my work capacity got a bit down, and they got suspicious and stopped doing this forever. Also im higher when smoking at night, and time passes quicker at work in my opinion.,
     
  4. ChyllMaster

    ChyllMaster Member

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    Im a lifegaurd in the summer. and sometimes i get a spot that no one ever goes to so i bring my bowl and smoke. I know i really shouldnt but i never do if theres people there....and bein blazed on the beach is the greatest thing ever.
     
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