your most ridiculous turn on

It's probably ok to fantasize about sisters when you don't actually have one.

If you actually had one....then there might be some reason for concern.

 

yey, too bad i'm not doing too well on the other thread...

 

biteing....in a nice way no like vampire shit

 

Likewise, I'm sure...

 

and twisting in round

 

Yeah, that would be my turn on too.

 

Oh what I would give for one night with Scott Weiland.. or Beck. I guess that could be considered a ridiculous turnon? Famous musicians thats I want to sleep with, but possibly never will.

How about that 1970's-pornstar-chest hair-look? When a guy has his shirt unbuttoned like 3-4 buttons and all his chest hair is visible... like a 70's pornstar! God it's hot...

Men not wearing deoderant.... especially if they aren't too sweaty.... like all moist. But just a hint of sweatyness, mixed in with their natural smell is so hot

Women with push-up bras and corsets. Wicked cleavage is so sexy

Really pale skin


-Broad

 

*sigh* I'm so in love right now... everything about my new boyfriend turns me on...


I love the way he plays the guitar and sings... I love the way his fingers look when he does it (thats weird!). How they get all dirty and they fly fast over the strings... I love the way he smells. Its so comforting. It makes me want to curl up in his arms and stay there forever. Patchworks...he looks so hot in his patchworks. I love his little dreadies too... *sighing more* I love the way his laughs and trys to stop me when I tickle his tummy. I love that he doesn't seem to care if anyone sees him hold my hand or cuddle with me. I love how hes sweet to my kids and lets them kiss him. I love that my kids like him. I love that I feel like I've known him all my life. I love when he says he misses me. I just love him in general. ok... I'm going to be alone now and think about him, lol.

 

you remember that stupid song "she thinks my tractor's sexy?" yeah. except we dont' have a tractor, but dave drove rigs and forklifts for a while. i ouldn't help it, it was fucking hot.

 

i dont even know what to say

 

lol just say u didn't read this so I can stop being embarrashed and blushing...

 

Get a room!!!


*grin*

 

Funny you should say that, considering that someone sent me a PM telling me to do the same thing after reading about my Hipforums crush not all that long ago.

 

Mmmm...my husband's broad shoulders are such a huge turn on! Ooh! Especially since they are connected to these big strong arms. I was never with a strong man before, always little wussy ones. Hahaha. ALSO, the way that he says my name, the way that he looks in his underwear, and his mouth!!! OOH!! I have always just stared at his mouth...something about his lips and the way that he forms his words just drives me crazy!!! Ugh!!! He's just so damn sexy all the time, I can't stand it!!!!!!

This is him. You might not think he's hot, but trust me, HE IS!!!

 

Oh, and to add just one more little thing to my list, I also get really turned on when he talks dirty to me. Like, super dirty...porno dirty...don't-let-the-kids-hear dirty. Oh yeah....


And when he grabs my ass. Anytime. Oh yeah, and when he pushes me up against a wall...mmm...

 

bare feet!!

 

Pigtails, I don't know why but there's something really hot about a girl in pigtails. Or even the hair pulled into a high ponytail. Ah, and long hair in general, long hair will make almost any girl hot. And the pony tail through the baseball cap. God hair is so hot.

 

Hehe.. no.. what you said was just über-sweet... the guys who I was referring to were just slobbering all over eachother

 

for me its hair. not just any hair, but short hair. if a girl has a well shaped head for it then the shorter her hair is, the better i like it. my ex when i met her practically had her head shaved (had just recently stopped shaving it, actually) and it was about the hottest thing i'd seen. apart from simply appreciating the look and touch of short hair on girls, it has the significant added bonus of my other rediculous turn on, which is necks. i fucking love necks, and a cute girl with a short haircut with a low cut or wide necked shirt is just marvelous


for a long while now (several years) for some inexplicable reason i've found myself often attracted to shorter girls more often than not. like at least a couple inches shorter than me, if not more. this isn't always true of course, just sometimes.

 

Shiny clothes... If it's like a satin blouse, or pants.. Satin underwear just kills me.

Also the ol' Baseball cap with the ponytail through the back gets me everytime.