would you rather

lick my nut or kiss my ass?

 

kiss your ass... with a louisville slugger.

 

would you rather


eat horseshit or dogshit?

 

Dog shit is smaller. I am going to go with dog shit.

Would you rather quit smoking weed for life or spend 30 days in jail and be able to continue smoking weed (after you got out)?

 

^ the day i quit smokin pot is the day i can turn water into vodka.

 

i'd go to jail for 20 years, if it meant legalizing weed for all..and fully exploring its medicinal and industrial uses as well as making it availible recreationaly without fear of punnishment

 

i would volenteer to smash the prisons to tiny bits after the revolution ....

 

LOL. I would do the 30 days myself. Or just thank SE when he got out 20 years later instead.

Would you rather; never listen to music again or die 20 years from today?

 

30 days isn't so bad. I mean, shit, I've been kicked out of school for smoking weed, I've been kicked out of the army for smoking weed, and I have been fired from jobs for smoking weed. What's 30 days in jail when compared to all of that?