Strange police stuff

Something strange is going on - there is a helicopter circling above and the police are outside shining lights into my house - someone with a loudhailer is shouting "come out with your hands up"
What should I do ? is this normal ?

 

Yes, this is perfectly normal. You can expect these types of things more and more in your future. You should first STRIP NAKED before you go out with your hands up... Otherwise they might mistake you for having a weapon and shoot you dead.

 

Excellent suggestion earthmother and to further his case I'd suggest he view some porn just before leaving the house. an erection might offer a clue to his mental state :&



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