people think i'm gay - i hate it

Mallow, I'm also new here, but I have some advice I learned in the clink:

It's not gay unless your balls touch.

You can take that one to the bank. It's really helped me in the past.

 

you are too kind momboogre. i think taht most people that hate on me are ones that get hated on by others!!

i feel like they have to poop on me to feel better about themselves.

i don't think i'm really 'gay' gay -- like the other post says about the scrotums touching. i think i fall clear of that happening.

still though, there's day i feel like cutting my hair and washing the makeup off.

hey what's the rules on posting a picture up in here that's semi-nude??

 

People think I'm a lesbian and I'm OK with that. *Shrugs* I'm not, but if I was, it's no one's business but mine. Who cares what others think?

 

jesus christ, you're beautiful!

what were you thinkin' when you were rollin ur eyes?

 

People who give me compliments based solely on my appearance.

 

what would you rather been noticed for? i can't smell, hear, taste you. i can't watch you float around the room in your confident gate that makes me gasp. i can't listen to you read me to sleep with a voice that oozes the feelings of the characters of the story. i can't feel your pulse through the palm of your hand while our sweaty palms clutch each other walking on crunching leaves among the birches. i can't hear you gasp when i drift the car in a 4-wheel power slide through a crowded parking lot.... gimme somehting to work with here!

 

Stop it, you sound gay

 

only someone that's mistaken for a lesbian could help me. i'll do your hair and you teach me to dress mo' masculine

((cause geeerl, that medievil dress is wearin' you!))

 

I have dreadlocks...I don't even do my hair...maybe that's a start to not being gay

 

ROFL.

 

Yup, that is some serious pwnage right there.

 

haha well, I can sorta relate, my Dad was gay and I lived with him and his long-term partner every summer as a kid.

 

PIITB?

 

i'm interested in leanring more

 

Yes and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

 

Let me guess--you're a crazy Christian!
No, really, go back to the 18th century if you think homosexuality is so "bad". I don't see why you care so deeply about who someone does and does not sleep with.

 

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What?

I know a lot of girls who love long hair...including myself.

And who cares about long noses?

 

Nice tolerance. I love when people practice what they preach.

"I need everyone to accept me, but I can't except that people disagree with me."

I don't see why you care so deeply about whether someone cares so deeply about who someone does and does not sleep with. Put that under your pillow, just don't accidentally bite it.

 

pinochio