Why MastaG is Chill as Fuck.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by smokindude, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    I gather us hipforumers today to share my reasons why my boy, MastaG is innocent. Well first off, he NEVER brings any negativity to the forums in any way. He minds his own buisness trying to make us laugh and like him. He hasnt made fun of anyone, threatend anyone, tryed coming off as a badass to anyone, nothing. Hes just a chill dude around here and if you dont like him, then ignore him and his posts. But he def hasnt done anything worth the bad rep that he has.



    I heard something about him making fun of gays? It doesnt matter because im only talking reguarding the Marijuana Forum.

    Lay off the kid, seriously, hes chill. Let the Legend live. Man made a mistake killing jesus when he didnt do shit, now dont make the same mistake to THE LEGEND, MastaG. For he is a Crack and Weed prophet, his sources our from the man himself.
     
  2. jniggs

    jniggs Member

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    I really want to be the first to respond to this in an insteresting way... but I'll just let somebody else do it for me.
     
  3. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    How did MastaG find out your password?
     
  4. Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    Dr. Frank-N-Furter Member

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    wat does jesus have to do with this forum?
     
  5. VileKyle

    VileKyle Member

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    Hahah, Jesus!
     
  6. MastaG

    MastaG Banned

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    and thats why smokin dude is the mannnn!
    much love homie!
     
  7. MastaG

    MastaG Banned

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    ohh man this shit has made my day!
     
  8. Lather

    Lather Member

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    MastaG simply craves attention, that's why he starts a new thread about himself everyday and generally says stupid things to attract people's attention. Hard as it may be to believe, I think MastaG is probably a reasonably normal person in real life compared to his hipforums alter-ego.
     
  9. MastaG

    MastaG Banned

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    u have no met me buddy in real life ohhh no
     
  10. Lather

    Lather Member

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    And I thank the heavens for that.
     
  11. Hash

    Hash Member

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    All hail the legend MastaG..he makes me laugh man. hahaha
     
  12. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    could MastaG not be smokindude from the start?
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    And I hate people like that. People just need to be chill and respectful, and BastardG does neither. BastardG can kiss my dick. If that's not how he is in real life, cool, but he needs to be himself on these forums, like I do, and like so many others do. He's just being a fake ass bitch ass closet homosexual cum chuggin slutfuck bastard who needs to take that cactus out of his ass so he can act normally for a change. Fuck him. He can lick my taint for all I care.

    Now, I am not normally the one to wish death on anyone, but I couldn't give a shit if he was buried alive in wet cement and left there for all eternity. He needs to go swallow a live grenade and call it a day.
     
  14. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That has crossed my mind a few times even before BastardG was banned.
     
  15. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Welcome Back Masta G
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Also, BastardG is really making me hate Dave Chappelle, because of the fuckin sig. Everytime I see Chappelle's Show, I am reminded of BastardG and I have to turn the show off, and it used to be my favorite show. Not only do we need to rid the forums of BastardG, but we also need to rid the entire world of BastardG. It would be a much better place.

    And to top it off, he's probably a snitch in his real life.
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Have you ever even read any of his posts? He went on a crusade against homosexuality, which is bad enough, but he is just a glorified spamaholic and deserves to be shot in the face with a potato gun and to have his 1/4inch excuse for a penis forced into a blender.
     
  18. jniggs

    jniggs Member

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    ^^^ well said
     
  19. _toker_

    _toker_ Toking Up

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    you blew my mind with this. Everything fits! Although I do think smokindude is ok, just not when he has his head between BastardG's legs polishing off his balls with his tongue.

    BastardG is a P O S E R. If he is real, he's probably some 15 year old whose mommy still dresses him up in the morning.

    You want a legend, I say TNS is muuuuuch more of a legend than MastaG will ever be. Quality posts, informative and experienced person, chill kick-ass dude...overall a great guy, a person that would be a privilege to smoke with. Nuff said, son.
     
  20. cannabiskid420

    cannabiskid420 Member

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    Powerful words
     

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