Can someone help me out with a translation.

Ok, how would you say "we're not responsible if this magical microwave is suicidal, explods, or decides to destroy all humans. Slight radiation may occur from the magical microwave, if so seek medical help immediatley. The magical microwave should not be used as an alternative to a psychiatrist."

 

"No somos responsables si este microondas mágico es suicida, explota, o decide destruir a todos los humanos. Una leve radiación puede producirse por el microondas mágico, si eso ocurre pedir asistencia médica inmediatamente. El microondas mágico no debe ser usado como una alternativa al psiquiatra".

I hope it helps

 

Thanks a lot!