Pissing On Trees

Pee on ranger?
That certainly wasn't very nice. What have I ever done to...oh, wait a minute.
Pee on comma ranger.
I get it.
Never mind.

 

im very confused.

 

Peeing outside is definitely a pleasant and liberating experience. However I find it loses its charm when done too frequently. Therefore I have a strict policy of peeing on trees lots only if there's no other alternative (such as a toilet) in the vicinity.

 

im very... tripping

 

on what?

 

I think he's tripping on shrooms. He said he had some in his thread the other day.

 

I strongly disagree. Peeing outside never gets old and the wonderful feeling of urinating all over nature and the freedom feeling it gives me is never any less.

 

I feel so powerful when peeing on trees. I'm like "Take that, bitch."
(No need for nature lovers to jump all over me, just a joke. Chill.)

 

Peeing outside is better, especially with a nice oncoming breeze. You need to work out this equation first before commencing peeing though:

If you subtract the peeing force from the wind speed and are left with a positive number its safe to go. If the number is negative then wear waterproof trousers or expect a wet leg. You could just alter the angle to the wind, but this might negate the refreshing sensation of the wind.

 

i'm a christian so i pee god's intended way, outside

 

I always feel bad for the tree if I pee on one. I like to just pee on people I don't like.

-Mike

 

I grew up right next to 68 acres of woods. Ive always pisseed on trees. when your at the beack end of your three acre yard and theres an edge of a wood beside you, you piss there.

Damn I miss where i used to live now.....

 

lol your funny

haha peein outside owns