Extraction Woes

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by mrswoo, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. mrswoo

    mrswoo Member

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    I don't know why we call them "wisdom teeth".
    There's nothing wise about them; I have found
    third molars make you want to loose your mind.
    They serve no purpose but to crowd the mouth.
    The day you have them taken out I'll bet
    you'll slurp on sloppy soup. You'll drool alot
    and dribble drops on droopy lips. You'll ask
    your mommy for more medicine and ice;
    she will not recognize your puffy face.
    I had the surgeon put mine in a jar
    so I could see them when I start to sulk
    and whine about the day I've had. So far,
    it's changed my attitude. It helps me think
    about the awful aches they used to cause.
    So now -- third molar free -- I'm also wise,
    and don't have such a hassle chewing steak.

     
  2. lanaia74

    lanaia74 Member

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    VERY well done!
     
  3. Leesah

    Leesah Member

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    i'm getting my wisdom teeth out in 4 weeks. So i'm really relating to this one
     
  4. mrswoo

    mrswoo Member

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    Good luck with that! I had mine done 4 weeks ago, and I'm STILL recovering! and thanks lanai! :)
     
  5. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    Man, that's great. As I was reading about your having them put in a jar, I started thinking, "well, there's your wisdom" which you ended up saying. Great minds think alike, eh? ;)

    4 weeks to recover, though? Damn, must have been pretty impacted.
     
  6. mrswoo

    mrswoo Member

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    yep...the surgery took 2 and a half hours. I still have bone fragments working their way up to the surface and I can't open my jaws all the way yet. But I'm eating solid foods again!
     

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