Should I put a volcano up in Florida?

I did quite a mess down there. I was thinking that if I'd put a volcano down there it would clean up, like these ovens who burn leftovers...

 

i will not object to this if you get me a cool car, like a 94 chevy cavalier wagon.

 

That sounds like a great idea!

 

Thank you all for your support. I think I'll put that new volcano right in the middle of Palm Springs. What do you all think of this location? AND...do you think that George Bush will say that the volcano is from Al Queda?

 

george bush informs the states that we are on a volcano alert. any citizen who notices any volcanoes of mass destruction suddenly appearing in their towns or cities will get the chair if they do not inform him before the vocano erupts and that citizen and everyone else nearby dies... he also informs us that if we do inform him.. he will declare war on australia because oil in kangaroo skin may be used to turn straw into gold. meanwhile... al quaida decides a volcano sounds like a pretty good place to hide and get their suicide missions overwith much more conveniently. . . and who knew that it was all in God's master plan.