Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

for you i'll never be drunk enough

why is it that a guy can be jailed for rape when a girl cant but its perfectly easy for a girl to rape a guy

 

it is a dance we do in silence.

If olive oil is made from olives, and sunflower oil from sunflowers, what is baby oil made from?

 

Baby animals, just not humans...


Why are so many people seeing me in their pants?

 

Because you keep stealing them.

What is a Fink ?

 

it is a sink that is far away

how come you can read this?

 

because the monitor is flickering at just the right speed to allow us to view the words unheeded


what about me makes me so easily trustable

 

your fantasticly good looks

why am i called a monkey?

 

because you tend to drag you knucles on the ground and grunt most of your answers to questions


what can incense ash be used for?

 

To replace the ashes of Grandma that you lost...


How many sticks of incense would you have to burn to make Grandma?

 

Three, most of the decomposition has happened in old age anyway...


I have ten Jews to begin with and my friend Hitler has three. I throw six down a well and Hitler throws two. Between us, how many Jews do we have left?

 

2 cartons, but are they orange or apple jews..?

My eyes hurt, what would make the best replacement for them?

 

those googly eyes that are on some toys


why did our evolutionary selves get rid of tails?

 

They kept getting stuck in household appliances. i.e. difficult to sit on the toilet?

what are the best animals in the world?

 

Bears!


What are the worst animals in the world?

 

Humans!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To drink some chocolate milk! :jester:


Who is buried in George Washington's tomb?

 

Freedom


Could someone pass the salt please?

 

I didn't swallow it !

Whats wrong with green, and why don't they leave him alone ?

 

Nothing's wrong with the green. Because they are misinformed.

How do you make a rich man beg, and an honest man lie?

 

The simple application of either:
a) nutcrackers
b) g-clamp
c) electrodes

When is it possible for cowboy time to be not only ten to ten?