GIRLS: tell all the little stuff about your "privates"

We've all seen guys "adjusting the furniture" down there. Built like we are, guys have to deal with inconvenient erections, scrotum sticking uncomfortably to legs, testicles getting caught in painful positions when sitting or moving, and the penis itsself dangling or poking in all sorts of uncomfortable places.


So girls ...

Tell us men of the little inconveniences of your genitalia. Do you occasionally feel the clitoris get erect? Do things get uncomfortably "slippery"? Do the labia or other "folds" get in the way of anything?

Tell us the little secrets, and the ins and outs of having a vulva.

 

I've never had any inconviniences. I think because female genetalia doesn't stick out there's nothing that can really go wrong. The only possibly annoying thing is when I get itchy there...hmm. But other than that...nothing. I like the feeling of being able to gently rub my thighs together to rub my pussy lips together when I am sitting looking innocent. It's gently masturbating with no-one else knowing...tee hee! I read this stupid feminist philosopher once [NO OFFENCE to feminist philosophers in general, this one was just really boring and stupid]...but they did say one good thing which stuck with me. It was along the lines of "females are always touching themselves" - our pussy lips always touch so it's like we're always masturbating.

I wouldn't mind being a guy for a day to see what it feels like having an erection, cumming as a guy and fucking a girl with a stiff cock.

 

Girls are so lucky!! We can't have a quick play without it being glaringly obvious what we're doing.

An ex of mine said she could come just by moving her hips in a certain way if she was wearing jeans that were a bit tight at the front. Can you do that too? If so, I'm sooooooo jealous!

 

Not being a girl this is just speculation, but dosent it bleed a couple days every month? Thats a bit inconvientent.

 

Yeah man, that's true. That would be an almighty pain in the arse.

Hurrah for the cock!!!

 

Thats so hot lol!

 

Hmmm, can't say that I've had a problem with any of those things or that I felt inconvenienced by any of them.

 

lol that is the main inconvenience... it sucks but life goes on

something i've noticed is that there are a couple of guys that can touch me on the shoulder in just the right way to give me what i like to call a "chick boner" this is when the lips get a little larger and throbby.... it's sort of uncomfortable to walk like this, especially in tight jeans, but it's a welcome feeling

 

Yeah, other than the monthly meeting, and occasional itchiness (I'm sure guys get itchy too), not to many inconvieniences. I tend to have a moisture problem because I'm terminally horny, but there is no real downside to that.

I do that trick too, but it usually leads to a more direct approach.

I don't know about being a guy for a day, but I'm curious about that too.

 

The only problem I run into is when i wear the women's boxer briefs, the way the are sewn has the seams right in the middle of your crotch. So it rubs between my lips all day, So I have to walk around wet and sticky all day. But it feels great.

 

I wear guys boxers - the seam goes in the opposite direction, and they're roomier. Sew the fly up if it bothers ya.

 

Thats something to take note of, i wonder if other females have that magic button

 

I know I have thicker inner labia and at times they tend to get in the way. Especially with tight jeans. Sometimes the lips will slip out of my panties as well! The rubbing thing gets obnoxious. Oooh, also, if I haven't shaved in a while, my pubic hairs tend to poke me in the private areas as well. Another issue is the fact that I constantly get cummy. So, my panties are always a little crusty! Nothing I can do about that!
So, there's my story!

 

Now thats a nice story.. so when you say havent shaved in a while.. just talking stubble or full on bush?

 

Cutting a pussy lip open while shaving is a BITCH.

 

lol it sure is and i bet most women wont admit to doing that

 

When I haven't trimmed in a while.. sometimes a few pubes get caught in my underwear.. I have no idea how it happens because i'm always out when it does it so can't just go and check! It's really uncomfortable when that happens.

 

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When I haven't trimmed in a while.. sometimes a few pubes get caught in my underwear.. I have no idea how it happens because i'm always out when it does it so can't just go and check! It's really uncomfortable when that happens.
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Yah trimming can be a real pain. So when you say trim, do you do the whole thing or just the bikini line? I believe panty type plays a role in that problem, like regulars more than say a thong or a G. Agree?