I hate US customs!

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by Hyphy, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    ok cats ready for a long story? I was in Amsterdam with my sahas and the last day we where there we decided to go on home fucked up. me and my sahas hit Baloons and copped an eighth of White Russian and a gram of Afgahn Hash and blew the whole damn thing in 3 backwoods(we were 5 deep, I know an eighth for 5 aint shit but whatever white russian is strong as fuck).
    after blowing dome my boy Boxcar bought a 3 dollar joint and put it in his wallet. he then said fuck it lets cop some shrooms, so we did hit the nearest headshop and copped two boxes and saved em for the airport. when we got there we ate em waited about an hour and a half and got on the plane DONE! me and my boys had a seperate flight from Bozcar. we headed to Philie and Boxcar to Washington.
    When we got to Philie we had to go through customs(customs in Amsterdam wasn't bad at all, they laughed when they saw how fuckred up we were going to the plane). FUCK customs! bastards asked us where we were coming from and we said Amsterdam, instant police dog and cops! they ran threw our shit like a wide reciever! we didn't bring anything back but, because we smoked so much down there and right before we left, the dog was "nipping" at us. we got the whole 9, everything except a full cavity search, thank god. bastard took all of my homeboys sausages he was bringing back for his family but, they let me keep my bong since it wasn't used.
    anyways we get back to the Bay Area and meet up with Boxcar. we tell him what happened and he laughed. when we asked him why he was laughing he pulled out his wallet and there was the joint he bought! muthafucker! he even smoked half of it in Washington! appearently customs didn't fuck with him at all. true story.
     
  2. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Whats a "Hyphy"? Cool story though, amsterdam seems crazy and fun as fuck.
     
  3. borat

    borat Member

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    what would they do if they found the joint?
     
  4. rob1134

    rob1134 Member

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    ^theyd take a metal pole and shove it up your ass hard
     
  5. dannyandryan

    dannyandryan Member

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    are you serious? they would arrest you...
     
  6. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Hyphy is a Bay thing. Hyper + Crazy - Square x Dumb = Hyphy. its a movement. putting the car in nuetral, letting it roll and getting out and dancing next to it. driving down the street with all 4 doors open, music blasting. Gold Teeth, White T-Shirt, Blue Jeans and Nikes. shaking dreadlocks or whatever hair style ya got. doing donuts at an intersection. thats Hyphy. and yes, I suggest all pot heads go to Amsterdam at least once in their lives. as soon as you pull into central station and get out, all you smell is trees. no joke.
     
  7. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    Holy lingo batman.
     
  8. borat

    borat Member

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    yeah but aren't there much harsher sentences for bringing an illegal substance into a country? i mean, it would be fucked up to get like 20 years for one joint
     
  9. WDYKAM

    WDYKAM Member

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    I bet that was one hell of a plane ride.
     
  10. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    haha, my thoughts exactly


    sweet story though, sounds like a fun plane ride

    why'd they take his sausages? i'd don't travel much....
     
  11. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    Cause sausages can be filled with illegal substances.
     
  12. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    this is a great statement
     
  13. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    LMAO i didn't realize how funny it sounds til now.
     
  14. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    :D :H


    good times
     
  15. 06thenewsummeroflove

    06thenewsummeroflove Member

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    yeah they been getting hyphy in the bay (RIP Mac DRE)

    "mac dre wore vans he supported the vans movement!"
     
  16. sun_heart_girl

    sun_heart_girl Member

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    haha shouldn'ta said amsterdam you eejit :D lucky you didn't have anything on you though
     
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