Weirdest/nastiest thing you've eaten when high

Hahaha this one kinda relates to my last thread in a way. Except instead of tellin funny stories, it'll be simpler. What is the weidest or the grossest thing you've ever eaten when high? I mean, everyone's had to have some shit like this happen before, when your a stoner, you'll eat damn near anything when ya got the munchies!

An example: This happened about two years ago. I was majorly baked at my ex's house (at the time I was going out with her, thats where we'd always smoke)

After we were done we all went into the living room, watchin music videos and whatnot. Me and my friend mike had the munchies like hell so we raided the fridge. We whipped up the nastiest concoction ever, and ate it like it was the best tasting thing in the world. It was cold macaroni, we smeared mayonnaise all over it, and either me or mike (I cant remember) ate it with ketchup, wereas the other one left it as is and ate it. Looking back, I almost wanna vomit....

Anything you guys wanna add, fire away!

 

One time I started eating expired yogurt. It had not gotten too bad, but after about halfway through, I decided it was soured and stopped. I was really excited about the yogurt, too.

 

Doritos.

 

i'm sure i've eaten something past its date of expiration
when you're high you look at the date and go "eh, it'd be a terrible waste!"

 

I almost ate some old cream cheese and tomatos on a bagel last night when I was ripped, but I settled on the doritos for dinner instead.

 

peruvian torch powder.... ewwwww! :ack:

 

i smoked indian spices.
defintiely got a high from them for a couple seconds,but i think it was the deadly smoke cutting off circulation from my head for a couple seconds, and i got a high from that.
hahha
does that count as eaten (its a FOOD, even though i smoked it).

ive eaten old ice cream. with all the ice crystals and shit, and weird melted, then refrozen globs.

you dig what im sayin?
cheers,
dylan

 

I don't know if this counts as food, but I once won a $5 bet while high for doing 8 consecutive shots of Arby's Sauce. My buddy only did 6, what a pansy.

 

haha wow.....i think i win this one

theres never a lot to eat in my house because theres a lot of us. well, on more than a few occasions we have found ourselves hella stoned at odd hours of the morning with jack shit in the house to eat. haha one night we busted out the deep fryer & decided to deep fry whatever the fuck we could find to make it edible. we found some old lettuce in the crisper, so we deep fried old nasty lettuce and ate it. it wasnt bad, you couldnt even really tell it was lettuce.

 

I ate half a jar of seasoning salt with a bottle of maple syrup to drink. Twas wonderful, actually.

 

For some reason this just does not surprise me.

 

Why doesn't it surprise you, if I may be so bold?

 

lol I meant it doesn't surprise me that you said it.

 

ahh, okay. You have to forgive my absent-mindedness, as I have not smoked in a few days and I am feeling a bit out of sorts.

 

Totally understandable. Same thing here. I haven't smoked in a week and a half

 

The weirdest thing I have ever eaten was when I had nothing in my house to make for diner but didnt want to go out so I went through every cabinet finding stuff to cook. I ended up with deep fryed sloppy joe pancakes.

The grossest thing I ever ate was when I came home one night baked off my ass and went to the fridge for something to eat. I found a bag of shredded mozzarella cheese so grab the bag and was munching on it. After a few minutes a noticed that the bottom of the bag was green and moldy. I ran over to the garbage started puking.

 

A tub of butter, it was fantastic

 

ya get your shrooms?.... those are fun to eat when high...

 

No Dude was bullshitting about some chocolates. More 2c-e, it is Well, the next time I get paid, anyway.

 

mine should be here within days....
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my dude didnt come through with the doses either... so i ate come P. torch capsules. 65 of em....