ive always come to this forum and laughed my ass of alot at other peoples amazing/funny experiences while stoned (im gonna have say that my favorite so far was the "its a mirage!" excuse a kid gave to his parents who asked what the pot paraphanelia on his table was...haha.so if youre reading this...i dont know, feel happy taht i acknowledged you, or pat yourself on the back, or better yet, go smoke a bowl.), so here i am with a story that will hopefully make ya chuckel. or not. anywho: so today, i got realllllllllly baked. really baked. i came to the conclusion, as I walked to the UBahn (subway in Berlin), that there werent enough straws in my life, and that it was gods fault. and i truly believed that thoguht for a while. and then, as i walked by somewhere and someone asked me if i needed pot (every asks here, its amazing how openly its sold and how easy one could get it), and i shouted, "not now, thank you! (in geramn of coures hehe)" then i paused,and when i was further away i almost sung "not today!" then i was on the subway which was such an experience. the lights in the trains werent always bright, and so going quickly through these insane tunnels of energy. yeah. and then i got back to school for my last class of the day (i have a two hour brfeak on mondays between classes), english, which is easy as hell. and i was reading over someones english paper they wrote, because everyone gives me their english work to proofread since i naturally speak english as my nativ elanguage. and i laughed SO HARD at a sentence the kid sitting next ot me wrote, it completely crakced me up, it killed me. it said: "ONLY GOODNESS ALL THE DAY DOESN'T FIT." i dont know hwy the fuck i found it so funny, but i did. and i laughed at him, until he was almost insulted that i was making fun of his english (which is probably better than my gemran so far...or maybe my german is better than his english, i udnno). but i laughed so hard. and germans tend to write some of their letters really weird, and this same kid wrote his M's like upside down capital Us, and his lowercase N's looked like u's. and his lowercase H's looked like...i dun even know. but i wrote over his shitty handwriting, and laughed at it. then i wrote "shiitake mushrooms" and told him it was a way that you could curse in english without really cursing. and i also taught him "fan-fuckin'-tastic." good stuff. then after school, i was in some gay cafe checking it out, and it was dead so i left, but before i left, i dont know why,but i randomly decided that it was urgent that i bought this certain random magazine, and i wasted 2.50 euro on it. as i was paying i had a vague thoguht of "why the fuck am i buying this magazine???" but i didnt act on it. i left the cafe and had it in my hands and suddenly crie dout "why the hell did i just buy that!" and thats pretty much it. dont you like abrupt endings? cheers, and love, dylan
