Eeeeew!

okay so there was this funky scene on TV that I liked so I decided to unleash junior. Then I stopped, looked out of the window just to see if it was "safe". But then I saw, across the street, an old person.... His/Her head was apparently directed at my window... Eeeew! And there I was, with junior outside pants.. It was dark so I pretended I was scratching myself but that person continued to watch. In the end I played robot so if he was stupid he might have thought I was a machine or something. So I took the robot dance backwards until I met the door and ran inside and wrote this...

Eeew! Disgusting! Maybe that old person saw my cock..

 

I thought you were describing HER reaction! :detective