how often do YOU poo?

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just something i was wondering because i'm gross like that. this question has probably already been asked way back in the day but my short term memory is shot to shit and i can't remember. anyway, so what's your diet like and how often do you poo?​

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as for me i'm a vegetarian and i go 1-3 times a day. sometimes i think my colon is TOO clean...​

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I bet I could poo on your chin in that pic of yours. I have excellent poo aim.

 

Great question!

On average, I'd say about once a day.

 

im 1-3 a day myself

 

How do you keep a clean butt-hole when you poo that often?

 

toilet paper, or perhaps she has a bidet? i find a healthy wiping habit takes care of the dirty ass possibility.

my dad's friend went to england once, and he said in the public restrooms the tp has kind of a glossy coating over it, so when you shit you have to be careful when you wipe cause you can get the shit up your back if your hand slips. oh how i laughed....

 

that's weird, because i'm looking down at the camera in the picture. so unless you can projectile shit you will have problems no matter how good your aim is..

 

1 to 4 times a day i would say.

 

Ew, you all have smelly bums.

 

I have extremely fast metabolism, so on average, 3 times a day.

 

Woah 3 times a day? That would be horrible for you if you were on a long car drive.

 

Usually twice a day but now I'm back working with the carnival, living on carny food. Carnys don't shit they just get a new colon every 3 years (what did you think those teddy bears were stuffed with?)

 

Well, I actually am in alot of long car drives when backpacking, so I just try to not eat too much...

 

my dad's friend went to england once, and he said in the public restrooms the tp has kind of a glossy coating over it, so when you shit you have to be careful when you wipe cause you can get the shit up your back if your hand slips. oh how i laughed....[/QUOTE]




That post made me really laugh, it's so true...that shiney toliet paper I think it's called Izal that you only get in British public toliets is a nightmare........speaking as a woman it's even bad if you've done a wee it just seems to smear it all everywhere.......note to travellers always take your own tissue paper to English public conveniences!

 

atleast twice a day.. sometimes more.. sometimes less.. Beer consumption is usually a shit in itself.. Then lunch.. Follows dinner..

If i work, before work, then after work after I finish my dinner..


Also Rat, I find it hard to believe you shit on average once a day =P

 

AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Thats so horrible.

 

Once or twice.

 

Once, if at all.