The top 5 ways to worry your peers

5. Respond of every question with "Ever Killed a man with your own bear hands?"

4. When in possesion of something shiny, start stroking it, wispering things like the words to your favorite lullaby.

3. Ask retorical questions, LOTS OF THEM!

2. Stare at random people, WITH A SCARY SMILE

1. Whem someone asks you something, address the person as "master".

 

Is this supposed to be a trick question or a serious one?

 

i think i'm going to try the master one

 

Yeah, that is allways a good way...

 

i rather like the first one...

 

I do the rhetorical question one a LOT... 'Will he remember the lesson of giving?' 'Would you like to call the cops? Do you think it's time I stopped? Why are you running away?' 'Would you like to see Britannia rule again? How can we stop them following the worms?' 'Did you write the book of love?' ahh, the list goes on. And only me and one of my friends get it, so we end up cackling madly while all the sane non-floydians look on in puzzlement and slight worry... very very funny

 

I just address everyone as "master". That does it for all my worry-causing needs >

 

god i love pink floyd!!

 

well, asking alot of random questions can be pritteygood for worrying people.