what NOT to east when stoned...

doooood the other day I got stoned and listen to this.

I get home from school and call my ma. She says she won;'t be home till another hour. I say ok.

Go upstairs, get really fucking high.

Call her and tell her to bring me home 3 cheesy gordita crunches from taco bell.

She shows up at the peak of my munchies and hands me a bag with 3 cheesy gordita crunches in it while I am high as hell.

I ate them and it was better than sex. Fucking A.