ok people, this is the weirdest and coolest and scariest dream i have ever had, and i want someone to try an interpret it for me (just for humor) and just to let you all know this was a REAL dream. it was very long and just a like movie. enjoy! Im throwing a huge party at my house one night, and everyone i know is there. all my friends and family are having a good time, and even a few celeberties show up. tom cruise and jack black are there, and gene simmons shows up and all three of them start rocking out on my roof. Everyone is having an awesome time, until things get a little out of hand. Gene grabs tom cruise by the neck and bites his throat. people are still cheering him on until tom gets up and bites one of the partyers. Then everyone panics and tries to run, but this vampirific curse spreads too quickly and everybody is turned into a living-dead slave of gene simmons in minutes. I was able to take my newborn baby out of the house and run to a neighbors house to watch the horror unfold in safety, but i was follwed. It was my brother! but he was deathly pale and his eyes were dark and meanacing toward me. But i didnt't run. he was my brother. he stared at me for a monent, and then attacked. he pounced at me, but i avoided him and was able to flee. I ran with my baby for miles down the road until i saw a vehicle coming at me. I stood in the middle of the road so it would stop to my suprise i saw it was my mother! She was not at my party, so i told her what happened, and she said, "I think i know where we can go hide out". she took us to her friends house, and down in the basement was a giant laboratory complete with 10 or so scientists. my mother told the lead scientist what was going on. she came up to me and introduced herself as lucille, and asked is she could see my baby. she put a heart moniter on him and found that he had no pulse. My brother must have scratched him without me noticing. and now the newborn baby was a member of a living dead army controlled by gene simmons. I then fell on my knees and cried. Then i threw my fist in the air and vowed revenge against the people who destroyed the life of my son! but the scientist said that he was no threat. he had no teeth and couldn't bite anybody. So i teamed up with the scientists to form a vampire resistance. they sat down with me and told me all they knew about vampires, but none it was very helpful, exept that these vampires were vulnerable to fire, and nothing else. to sunlight, crosses, wooden stakes or any of that. only fire would destroy them. There is a lot left of this dream but im just gonna skip to the ending. basically we do a few reconassance missions to learn that the vampires had formed a highly stuctured fortress at the site my house used to be. the vampires acted just like a society of ants. they were like mindless lemmings and obedient to their masters orders. we found a passage that led to a sewer system that lead into the resting quarters of the vampire base. I volunterred to infiltrate their base and after much planning made my way in. There were now thousands of vampires at this fortress that was once my house. and i had to sneak my way up to the roof to retreive a bomb that a scientist had planted there somehow. i was like solid snake from the metal gear games and after much sneaking got up to the roof and got the bomb. now i had to get to the center of the fortress, ignite the bomb, and escape. it turns out the center of the fortress was also gene simmons throne room. i made it past all the vampire guards and got in there only to find he was waiting for me! and he had my brother with him too! (It was so dramatic and cool!) I looked to the right and found a japanese katana, and then my brother ran after me and pounced and i sliced him in two. the blood was black and frothy and i was covered in it. i wiped of my eyes and began to stare down gene simmons. i was feeling so bad ass at this point that i just threw my blade at him. but he was quick and deflected it with his mighty guitar. now i was nervous and he was mad, he kept swinging his guitar at me and i just kept avoiding it until i got backed into a corner. i was out of options now. i could either die here and become a vampire myself, or i could die here and take out the whole fortress with me! i had just enough time to hit the detonator and kill myself along with the entire simmons vampire race. then i woke up feeling all freaked out that i could possibly dream something like that up. woke up my wife and told her what happend. she told me to shut up and go to therapy after i go back to sleep. but i just wanted to share all of that with you guys on this forum. a dream like that needs to be told. thanks for reading it. sorry it was so long. but damn that was weird!
Whenever someone says "Gene Simmons" I think they are talking about Richard Simmons until they correct me.
