speaking clock

did ya see the thing on the telly about the competition to be the voice of the speaking clock, hope they have a sexy voice doing it this time though they were talking about having a regional accent, perhaps an unsexy accent, the madness!

 

Oh god How can this possibly be a competition? Who's judging?

Have you ever had one of those mobile phone texts read out to you by the computer woman over the phone? Haha, they're funny as hell! Especially when it's drug related...

"HiJohn pet er HERE, need anyGREEN, call medude."

 

Who actually uses the thing anymore? I know of noone who will admit to it.

 

I've got a watch

 

i dont have a watch, they suck! but i never call the talking clock either. could seriously do with a wake up alarm in the morning tho

 

i admit i've used the speaking clock a few times.

 

why do clocks need to speak .........its fuckin two 0"clock yer daft bastards getta fuckin life and buy a clock while your at it fuckin clocks ding dong ding dong smoke a fuckin bong .

 

or fuckin listen to time by floyd man

 

who the fuck invented time anyway ?

 

noo don't get into that..

 

The Egyptians?

 

But what is time? Surely it's just a perspective?

 

Time is an illusion, so surely they should turn it into a hash orderline, you smoke it and you get the time.

 

It's a means to share perspective based on commonly agreed constants....

 

the big bang

 

the big bang .........i nearly bonfire night

 

yeah, But for me, it's strangley quite.......TOO QUITE!!! seriously Usuly by this time i'll be loosing sleep due to fireworks.