2nd coming of CHRIST:

This could be disasterous If it coincides with Bush's invasions of Iran & North Korea. Will Dubya try to get it deferred to another date?.

 

i'm here..so right now

 

First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is the 'coming' he promised?​

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But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is ike a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; The elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare.
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I can dig it, man.

 

Ontological indeterminancy...you can't prove that he didn't exist either...you misspelled happily, too.

 

"Consider that if a Jesus did exist, he would have had to live as a virgin, either as a born eunuch, a forced castrated eunuch, a self-castrated eunuch, or from self imposed celibacy." This is a quote from one of your posts. Nothing in there is a "fact" and it is ALL just your opinion. There is no supportable evidence that any of these options are correct and you left out many other equally non-provable options..vis a vis, marrige to Mary Magdelein for instance. Then you jump to present day psychologist's opinions and conclusions in the next sentence. I support you when you present facts such as the thread on Hitler being a Christian. That was a fact.
Crap like the stuff above is so far from being fact that it is obscene.
The problem is that you equally mix fact and opinion and then squeel your little "prove it" and "pathetic." I keep saying that my complaint against you is a total lack of intellectual honesty.

 

I'm more concerned about what how I can glorify God right now. What can I do that will make a permanent difference in somebody's life? As long as I have Him in my life, I need fear nothing.

 

What makes scoffers' desires evil? Also, I don't know where your quote ends, but even if a thousand is as a day and whatnot to god, he knows (assuming existence in this case) that it isn't that way for humans, and all the evidence for such god and the second coming and whatever else christianity preaches comes from stories that are all at least 1500 years old and have been copied and translated so many times that its resemblance to the original text is skewed, at best. I'm sure he'll understand if we aren't all lining up at the church doors.

 

I put "When your either busy taking a crap or having sex" because that is essentially a funny way of saying "Like a theif in the night so you'll be caught with your pants down" which is what the bible says, though it omits the part about the pants. It won't happen during the superbowl, because God is good and wouldn't do a thing like that.

 

Likely being caught with your pants down. He's a pretty sneaky guy.

 

All my life I've waited for Jesus Christ's second coming.As a child ,I was told in Sunday School to be watchful because he will come "like a theif in the night".
He will catch you unawares.Also the Bible says he will come at a time of great distress for humanity.Maybe I'm wrong but maybe the great distress is either:
'George W.Bush' or 'Global Warming' or a deadly combination of the two.
With two 'ills' currently haunting mankind we need Christ to come & save us from the great wickedness.Oh ye Dubya Bush invading Iran & North Korea with nukes if need be.Thy shall face the Lord's wrath for thine deeds!!!.....

 

Well-Still keep checking the night sky - just in case!.

 

Come again?

 

The time of Christ comeing will be when Russia and their Islamic allies try to force the Jews from their land by force. This is some years off, but the day will come. You can read about this event in Ezekiel chapters 37, 38, and 39.