Remove the heads or destroy the brains! Band together and forge a path to The Winchester. Nono, go to the mall, malls are safe. Pretend to be a zombie? Do you think they could tell?
malls are safe??? all zombies flock to the mall.............. I think I would go to a library.......... no zombie would hang out at the library
my husband and i actually drew up Zombie Attack Plans... just incase. We have one for if we were in Cincinnati and another for if we are here in Canada. The one for Canada is a lot more fun.. it involves using farm machinery as zombie-mowers.
it depends on if there are fast moving zombies, or slow moving ones, on the attack I would take. fast moving zombies, Id freak out....... slow moving ones, damn, all you need is a baseball bat
you see... rural, rural, rural is where I live. We would pack up and head further north to an even more rural area. As in, we are the only town for half and hour...and that town only has a population of 500 people. I figure the Zombies would head towards the nearest popuations... that being our town. So.. barricade the living inside the town, and set up swathers (the big ones with 8 10foot blades attached to the front of the machine) in a line and just mow the freaks down as they come towards the town. You would be safe in the swather, as you are about 12 feet off the ground inclosed in fiberglass. we put a lot of thought into the plan... I am a geek, can you tell?
well, have you seen night of the living dead????????????????? they were in a rural town, and those zombies knew that there were living beings camped out in that farm house!!!! scary!!
thats totally why we had to come up with the detailed plan! Figured the smaller population would be less people to become zombies. Plus, with all the farming there is a ton of grains, and everyone up there has a garden and tons of canned goods. Farm machinery to use as weapons, and lots of guns because everyone with a penis hunts. My dad has a plane, and there is also an airstrip right outside of town... it would be the ideal set up if zombies ever do attack. basically the only thing that would be a major concern would be the extremely limited gene pool. Everyone is related... intermarried, interbreed... its amazing some kids don't have 3 eyes. We would need fresh genes... so if they attack, you should be welcome.. just say I told you to come... oh, and would have to be prepared to breed with a lot of different women.
