dude, i sharted the other day..thank god i was at home, holy jesus..what if i were at school? god, i..i dont now
dude that must have sucked ass!!! If I was high I probably would be sharting myself after reading that
awwwwwwwwwwwww noooooooooooooo!! you had a golden opportunity at a terrible pun and you wasted it!!! that must have BLOWN ASS....BLOOOOOWN. *shakes head in disdain*
He's four. (see pix in my gallery) Perfect age for poo humour. Of course poo humour really never gets old.
hahahaha! That sucks man. Just look at the bright side, atleast you didn't shit your pants in front of something like 5,000 people. A guy in "The limes" in Memphis was rehearsing with his band when he shat all over himself. And it wasn't a fart. It was just pure, toddleresque, bowell movement. And, he couldn't have creeped off of stage either because there were like 5 other bands standing around him tuning their shit too. Had it been a guy in my band I would have had to disown him! haha. The guy must have been wasted. There is no way you just flat out shit in your pants unless you're wasted.
Holy shit man! My friend was just telling me she shit her pants yesturday. Thank god everyone left the shed before she did it. She said she thought she just had to fart and she sharted. She was wastedly high when it happened.
