So it's 1:13 am here, I'm pissed off my face, I'm sat here naked, smoking a tab and having a beer, listening to Joan Baez. So how's everyone else? Say something random and wierd guys.
I'm really hot and sweaty and I'm drinking a Coke. I really want a root beer, though. And I would like to not smell so bad. But my deodorant is awesome... it smells happy. I'm going to sniff my armpit now.... yummm....
I just got back from the store and a friend sprayed the stupid "Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen" perfume on me and I smell like it...........it's really bugging me and I can't get it off!
This is called "A pocketful of nibbles on a necktie." Around the top of the great and magenta hued cliffs, the Ever Crested Maramite makes its stately home. One new hatched morning, as the marmite fluffed its pillow, a tender and somewhat naive marshmellow watched with quivering . awe, determined to get close to his peony idol before the day was spent. meanwhile, in another neck of the woods, a cocksure spatula was preening his arrogant feathers. " Avast" spake he, "for my alarm bells are ticklish with joy". With these strong words, all the little kitchen untensils that had been hiding in the trees giggled with delight and shook their mittens at the approaching dawn, who preened and pranced under their adoring gaze. Finally, a teal scented hush fell over the assorted masses, and as bung eye beaded bead unraveled the last word, the sky folded back the covers and they all snuggled for a well earned nap.
My sister wears this awful perfume that smells like ass.... it smells like bad guy cologne more than girl stuff. It's like Curve or something.... she borrows my clothes and sprays a whole bunch of it on there... yuck. I hate it.
Use lemon juice...maybe. Well, that's what Grisom suggested to hide the smell of dead guy on CSI last night. Alternatively, roll about in horse crap... Anyways, SurfhipE! How are you? I was PMing you a little while ago, so I just wondered how you're doing. I'm trying to become sober now. It's working, slightly.
vicar i think you and i are in the same position as i am also in britain at 04:34 this time listening to the rain. but back to randomness... just read my signature, it came to me in a dream.
When you took this bath, were you by chance wearing your socks? And if yes, how did you get the smell out!
