The UPS Man is an Asshole!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HappyHaHaGirl, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    We repainted our mailbox last week, and haven't put the numbers back on it yet... big deal. Anyway, the UPS man came by today while Noah was sleeping. First he honked his horn really loud like three times, and then kept ringing the doorbell until I came to the door, waking the baby up, of course.... Then he just kind of threw the package at me and said, "Food for thought (in his redneck retard accent): numbers on your mailbox make it a lot easier to find your house in an emergency or sumthin'. Make sure you tell your parents that, okay, kiddo?" He said something else, too, but I can't remember. Anyway, this guy just kind of verbally attacked me because my mailbox didn't have numbers on it. All the ones around us do, so it shouldn't be that hard..... And is a UPS delivery an emergency? Fuck you!
     
  2. logicalway

    logicalway Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    The UPS man wears brown because he's an asshole....

    What can brown do for you? (from the commercial)
     
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    fuck that,

    pull out a bow and arrow and tell him he has a pretty mouth deliverance style and he'll never fuck with you again. give him a dose of his own hillbilly medicine
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Jesus, you hippies maybe aginst violence but I woulda hit they guy, you should call and complain, it probably wont help but it might make you feel better.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you shoulda broke his jaw...

    but me, i woulda tortured the bastard for speaking that type of shit to me.
     
  6. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    hahahappygirl, im sorry to hear that :( you put it together very hilariously though.

    that guy had no right be so rude to you. and also wake up your cute little baby.


    i had sort of an occasion like that (rude city worker)i was like 10, trying to get home and it was thundering rain, and i was taking the subway instead of walknig outside, and the guy was like, "where is your ID madam?" im like i dont have any. im 10 years old. he was like, "(in his stupid french accent) no you are not 10 yeerz olde. wheere eez yur ID pleaze?" i was begging him to just let me go saying that i only could pay the minimum fair. that basturd was like, "no ID - no minimum fair. no more money-no regular fair- no metro. good bye" and he slammed the window thing in my face and turned to work on the other side.i ws so sad and i had to walk home 10 blocks
     
  7. TheMagicalMushy

    TheMagicalMushy Senior Member

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    He probably has a certain time to deliver everything. He also probably needs some sort of confirmation of what house it is by numbers, ya know? They probably have guidelines they have to follow. He didnt ahve to say that but he could have nicely maybe.
     
  8. litlmamaluvsbabies

    litlmamaluvsbabies Member

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    those fuckers and fed x drive down my road so fast. and mind you there are loose dogs everywhere, all they do is lay on there horn drivng down the whole street. everytime i get a chance i scream something at thier trucks.
    like slow the fuck down or some shit -- ya they SUCK
     

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