My penis is bigger

oh snap!

 

Hmmmm..... Well if I were a male with an 8.5 incher, I'd be putting it to some good use instead of sitting on here. But hey.......thats just my opinion. Why don't you post some pics of it.

 

Ahhahahaha

 

Hahaha, mine's about 600 miles long.

Not sure what that is in inches. Hahah!

 

hah thanks yours was pretty good too

 

grown half an inch in a day?

That must mean a malignent tumor on your pituatary gland. I give you, say two months to live.

But you will die with a huge penis. Almost seems worth it.

Obviously I don't have to hope for tumors.

 

I wonder how big mine would be if I were a guy?

 

I smell some bullshit in this thread.

 

Excalibur !!!......wow....its even got a classy name.....much better than beastie boy !!

 

I don't have a panoramic lens

The last time I measured my meat stick was last year.. it was a beefy 8". Now that I'm packing a 8.5?... my ego hits 9 on the Ricter Scale.. and it's all thanks to Trogan Magnums

Do you have a webcam?

I thought that up by myself

 

Panoramic lense lolol

Webcam?.... I do

 

I just threw-up my coffee in my mouth...thanks a lot

 

Honestly though you know what the funniest shit is...when a guy who doesn't need bigger condoms buys them...and I'm not into cervix bumping stomach cramping sex so I would reconsider braggin about it

 

you got a name for yours?, do i need one? :/

 

Do you prefer small penises?

 

Just the big guys have to be careful, because having your cervix slammed into is -NOT- pleasurable

 

I like around 5-6...to be honest hah can't believe i said that! I prefer average. I was with only one person where it was too small and he was way below average. So yeah I guess I do like small-average...I'm not into being ripped into two thank you very much

 

a little above average is nice, like 6-7... but girth is sooo much more important than length is