Alright so i have to confess. When i get high and stumble into my dormroom i never have any food in my fridge, and i almost always steal a piece of cheese from my roomates fridge. One of those individually wrapped sandwich pieces. And thats all i ever steal from her... and the occassional piece of trident. Oh and i once broke into a dealers house and stole a half O, might i have a problem?
Yeah i was going to say how much i dont like stealing yadayada yada but a piece of cheese? who cares..
I had a room mate in college who had tons of money, but never bought her own food. She was always stealing food from the rest of us. Three of the five of us in the apartment did NOT have money, so the food we had was all we had. (We were upper classmen, and the school apartments did not allow school meal plan) One day, I was sitting in class, so hungry. I had made some deviled eggs and all I could think about was those eggs. HMMMMMM. Couldn't wait to get home to eat them. Whem I got home, I went to get my eggs, and she had BITTEN into the last one, (ate the rest herself.) I was SOOOOOO pissed. I had no more eggs, and no more money until the weekend. I was so fucking hungry. The next week, I made some more deviled eggs. I put MY eggs in a container at the back of the frige (where we kept the "organic chemistry" experiments....ie Old Food.) And put two very nice looking halves in a little bowl in front. When I made the eggs, I put HOT SAUCE and LOTS of pepper in the white of the egg, underneath the mashed yolk, so it couldn't be seen. ONE of the eggs dissappeared. She never stole my food again. One of my freinds did worse. One of the dudes he shared a house with was always stealing their food. So, he made brownies, and put little bits of ExLax chocolate in the holes where he had removed the chips from the brownie. Same result, but his room mate got really sick. Just a caveat. Your room mate may not care. (In my apartments and dorm rooms we always had "shared" food and food that was only for the person who bought it.) Or, he may care. I don't know. If your room mate gets pissed one day, you may end up on the recieveing end of a not so nice practical joke. It really sucks when you have your mouth set on something, and you don't have a lot of money, and someone eats your food. It causes people to do drastic things. Or maybe your roomate doesn't care. Do you reciprocate? Everyone understands when you are really hungry and out of money and most people have NO problem sharing. But if you are always the one getting free food and never giving her any, she will probably get pissed. It shouldn't take her long to figure out who did it. Do you have a "problem?" I have no idea. Do you have the ability to go to the store and buy some food, too? Is it hard to find cheese where you live? Maybe you could buy your own. Just a suggestion.
