Some New Ideas

I need some new ideas for masturbation...its getting a little boring and kind of like a task...any one know what i mean???

 

THis is what I tell all the guys:

Take a glass jar (about the length of your cock), take a couple of thick washclothes, soak them in some olive oil, stick it in the microwave and start humping away!

 

wow. hahaha ok

 

ive herd of guys cutting out a piece of like a melon of some sort about the size o your dick and then heating it up and going at it.
i dont know if youve herd or that or do it but i bet it would be in experience all in itself

 

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Why does this thread remind me of American Pie? Oh, yeah...

 

some guy got 3rd degree burns cos he heated up a melon for too long and shoved his cock in it hahaahah!!!

 

Yeah, be careful with the old microwave, you can take something out, and it will still be cooking.

 

I stick a plunger on my shower wall and fuck it doggystyle while wanking its great.

 

What???? Who wrote that? What kind of person would write something like this?

 

Hollllyyyy shiiiiit. haha