A Few Stoned Thoughts?

Hi I just thought id express some off my thoughts while im stoned (the best time)
Like ive bin smokin for years, i smoke large amounts every day and can handle alot of weed and last on any sesh, but i can still get stoned off 1 spliff to myself!!! Ive heard people saying stuff like "It takes me 2-3 spliffs to get stoned" or " I have to shot 5 bowls before i get stoned" and i think why havent i got that tolerance?

Also why is it called stoned?

well i had loads of thoughts when i started typein but i cant remember them so ill post them when i remember!!

Anyone else whos can some stoned thoughts post them hear and maybe someone will shed light upon the matter??? :H

 

im stoned so heres some other stoned thoughts for yeah. yeah man, ive been smoking for years too, and yet a bowl of high mids will still get me ripped, it used to take MORE actually to get me high than it does now. people have said on here that theres no so thing as tolerence (well, for weed that is), its all about your state of mind etc. so whatever, im happy this way.

fuck i had alot of stoned thoughts too man but i cant remember them now. wait ill think of some new ones!...........................the only thing real in life is the fact that nothing is real. that makes a lot of sense, but i cant explain to much right now.

peace

 

I reckon this tolerance thing is a combination of many.

firstly, when I wake I smoke and get stoned, then every time after that I dont seem to get the same hit unless I had to go out or something and i am well and truely straight by the time I get home. So, letting ones self straighten out before smoking again is a factor.

secondly, and what I think is a bigger problem than most realize is, when you take cuttings from the same strain many times, it looses it's potency. ie. cut grow, cut from growing plant, grow, cut grow, cut, grow. Everybody likes to be assured of females and loves there strain so therefor are reluctant to grow from seed. As a result, great looking, stinky weed can be very average, creating the illusion of tolerance. Growing your own is the only sure fire way to get good weed, some commercial growers are good too, I must admit.

 

Have you ever seen a hippo take a shit? I saw it on Animal Planet, and they just kinda swing their tail back and forth as the dookie falls out, flinging it about 10 feet in every direction, sometimes splattering other hippos is the face and temporarily blinding them with ass-spray. It's quite hilarious.

 

There's nothing wrong with low tolerance - it just means you need less weed.

 

Hey, I saw that too! Can you imagine if we did that with our shit?

 

man just having a tail would kick ass

 

That would be insane. I would be flingin shit everywhere, as often as possible.......munchin ex-lax every chance I get just so I could fling a few healthy, greenish-brown turds in the direction of passers-by.

Wonderboy, having a tail would kick ass. I would walk around slapping people int he face with it.

 

everything in this life is an illusion, that's what makes it so easy to be happy, you just have to change your state of mind

 

HAHA, ive seen that, and yes that would be awesome if we could do it...

 

That's execellent!

 

i was at the zoo once and right as we passed the hippo place, one of em just happened to have explosive diahrrea and shat all over the glass window and scaring the shit out of my grandma. it was quite hilarious, me and my younger brother couldnt stop laughing.

 

I envy you. I have seen hippos shit on tv shows, but never in person.

 

I seen a hippo shit underwater once, at the Melbourne Zoo (I think, or maybe Perth) through a glass window, major green cloud, and it still done the tail thingy.

 

^^^hahaha

 

hahaha animals...

 

think its the runs when it happens or thats just they way they poo?

 

I think that's just how they poo, because it showed a few of them pooing at the same time on the show. Just a few hippos, shooting the breeze and flingin shit into the atmosphere.

 

I went to the zoo to see the baboon's red ass. The elephant farted, I laughed. I'm going back again.

 

hahaha fuckin stoner