Has anyone ever had a dream related to sex or genitals which really made no sense at all? I have had two which were proper weird, not about sex but about genitals. The first one was a normal day at school, in maths lesson. The teacher announced in the "daily bulletin" (some newsletter thing the teacher reads out in class) that all the boys in year 10 ( i was in year 10 at the time) must report to the Main Hall to have an injection which makes you immune to AIDS (yea i know, there is no such thing lol) So anyway, i walk into the Main Hall with all the rest of the guys and there are little square tables all lined up along the floor (our main hall is pretty big) I think American schools often have those kinds of tables anyway, they were just a standard square table just under a metre squared. So i walk along until i find the table with my name on it. On the table was a peice of cotton wool, and a syringe. Now this bit was horrible. We were all told to put the syringe up inside the penis and push down on it and release the fluid. You can imagine how much that would hurt. I looked to my left and right and everyone was injecting it, they didnt seem to be bothered by it. But i just couldnt, i held the syringe close to my penis, trying to gather the courage to inject it but i just couldnt. A teacher told me to inject it, you know sometimes in dreams you are often immensely pressured into doing something you dont want to? Anyway i ended up breaking down and crying because i really didnt want to do it lol. Seems a stupid dream really, but it was traumatizing for me. The second dream was a lot shorter, and it was funny really. I was masturbating, and it was weird because i knew i was in a dream, i just felt like masturbating so i did. Anyway, suddenly i look down and my penis had come off in my hand lol. there was no pain what so ever and no blood. I looked like an Action Man doll or something, because there was no mark or anything where it had come off. It was weird because i just laughed, because i knew i was asleep really and it was a dream. So i just put my penis on the floor and went to the toilet, and as i was un-doing my trousers to piss i looked up at the ceiling (like you sometimes do when you stand up before/while you piss) and i just thought to myself, "I know this is a dream, when i look down i WILL have my penis back". And yea when i did look down, it was there! Probably one of the most ammusing dreams, because i felt smug that i knew it was a dream so i wasnt intimidated by my own brain trying to make my dream unpleasent. But shit i would have freaked out if i looked down and it wasnt there lol, i shouldnt be so cocky (nooo pun intended lol) if i ever have a dream like that again! So post your whack sex dreams, thats if you have had any! Thanks for reading
Sorry man, usually my sex dreams are pretty vanilla. The weirdest thing I can admit to is being maybe 6 or 7 years old and dreaming about watching my sister stand an pee using her penis. Having squeezed out two children, I seriously doubt she has a penis.
I had a dream where I was being chased by a giant penis!! I also had a dream where I was visiting my girlfriend and she wanted me to move into her vagina!! That one sort of scared me, it was really big!!
Jeezus, EasyE! Freud would have a blast with you! Dreams are subconscious, and are generally pieced together from thoughts you've had from the day. They have no meaning per se. I did have a dream that I was licking a pussy and I got swallowed up by it bodily. That was weird. I have sex dreams quite a bit, but not usually just about genitals.
