Would you sell your left arm for 1,000,000 dollars?

Nope. You can keep the money.

 

beats the hell outta me if this is true but check this out...

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

 

If you can't buy a new arm, why does someone want to buy mine?


And hell yeah I would sell my left arm for a meelion dollarrss shit I'm having to scrap just to find enough to make it through the month at the moment - and thats just finding about a g a month. sucks.

I'd be set up back on my feet again, and although I'd be mostly armless I would be back on the saddle of life. gripping on with my right hand and my teeth and my artificial left hand which I could beat dumbasses with when I get drunk.

 

The fucking crazy. I don't even wan't to know about the genital work they'll be doing next

 

i hadta say yea, if a wife came with the $ only cause then ya actualy gain an arm & the $
my left arms lil messed up anyway..so tradin it in for cash & 2 extra arms attached to a nice female body didnt seem like a bad idea at all...but looks like i'm the only 1 who thought that way...maybe im just extrastoned tonight

 

ohshit thats freaky
cringes

 

maybe my right arm...ima lefty

 

freaky, but it could be handy....

just think of all the times when ya need the extra arm - got your arms around your girl and having to reach for the beer without getting her pissed and outa the mood by her having to move ... the arm will be worth its weight in gold.

I just upped my asking price now, cos its so useful. One mil 5.

 

thats so weird but fantiscizing

 

Never especially since 60 to 80% of amputees experience Phantom Limb Syndrome.

They feel pain coming from an arm that doesn't exist - that's fucked up




Hotwater

 

i need that for wiping my ass

 

Just add it as a rider... whoever buys it has to wipe your ass for you.


Damn those wet donkeys.

 

Whack-a-poll.

 

Yes, if it was a private transaction....Done in such a way as to look like an accident. Then, I could get disability, & invest my money.
Other than that, no.

 

My answer would be no. Mainly because my grandpa lived for 40 some odd years without his left arm and didn't get any money out of it. He got his hospital bills paid for, but that was all. No way would I sell my arm for a million bucks when my grandpa had no choice in the matter and still didn't get any cash out of it. Haha.

 

Sorry about grandpas plight. That really sucks Ramona.

Obviously, I was taking the matter lightly.

 

i dunno. nobody's offered. i could probably get more use out of the milliion bux, but that's by no means certain either. well it would take longer to type on this keyboard without a left hand, but a left leg i wouldn't mind. not with as little walking as i get to do anymore anyway, cooped up in this damd cespit of a right-wing almost everything crap city like i'm living in now. and yes i know it could be worse, i could be living in one of those newer, cars only, tickey tacky suburbs. where there isn't even as much of a down town as we have where i am within walking distance, no decent libraries, and only postage stamp after thought parks for any sort of greenery.

but with the million bux i could maybe buy a fair chunk of undiveloped mountain forrest, put it into some sort of indiginous land trust in exchange for being able to pitch a tent and continue to live on it myself and maybe build a few little hernia gauge trains to run arround there. i think i wouldn't mind trading a left LEG for THAT.

better yet to trade the one for the other directly, without the b.s. of little green pieces of paper inbetween.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Haha, as was I. But still, I don't think I'd enjoy living without both arms, regardless of the cash behind it.

 

well, when you sell/donate your body to science, they dont get to have it till you die. so if it were under those types of circumstances, my answer is a resounding HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL yeah! i would be all over that million bucks.........

but if someone wanted to chop off my arm just so they could have three arms coming out of their torso, then no way. i'm not getting ANYTHING removed that i dont have to except hair and maybe wisdom teeth, tonsils, etc.

once i'm dead i'm fair game. hell, i'd sell myself to alpo if it were legal. what am i gonna do with my dead body? i think it would be better to be put in dog food than pumped full of chemicals to keep me from decomposing, then stuffing me in a non-biodegradable casket and burying me.....hell, alpo wouldnt have to give me any money to do it as long as it didnt cost me anything! or would iam's pay more?

we'll see.

but heck yeah, i could use some (lots) of extra cash......

but i'd never give up my arm antemortem....



hey topnotchstoner, you better hire someone to LIGHT that bowl for you, too...i haven't seen many bowls that could easily be operated onehanded unless you like to get it up in your mouth....you COULD use a vaporizer though.

 

haha yes yes i would