What did helen keller say when she drove off a cliff? nothing, she was wearing mittens. what did helen keller name her dog? MLEHH why did helen kellers dog kill himself? you would too if your name was MLEHH. what did helen kellers parents do to punish her? moved the furniture. what did helen kellers husband do to punish her? left the plunger in the toilet. feel free to add your own.
Have you seen Helen Keller's new house? Neither has she! Have you seen the new Helen Keller Toy Dog? You wind it up and it runs into the wall!