Helen Keller

Discussion in 'Humor' started by snelio37, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. snelio37

    snelio37 Member

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    What did helen keller say when she drove off a cliff?


    nothing, she was wearing mittens.


    what did helen keller name her dog?

    MLEHH



    why did helen kellers dog kill himself?

    you would too if your name was MLEHH.



    what did helen kellers parents do to punish her?

    moved the furniture.



    what did helen kellers husband do to punish her?

    left the plunger in the toilet.



    feel free to add your own.
     
  2. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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    Why can't Helen Keller drive?

    Because shes a woman.
     
  3. 06thenewsummeroflove

    06thenewsummeroflove Member

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    ^^hahahahahhahah
     
  4. rathiman42

    rathiman42 Member

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    whats the definition of perpetual motion?
    helen keller looking someone up in a phonebook
     
  5. hippieatheart

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    lol those are so mean but yet so funny
     
  6. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    Have you seen Helen Keller's new house?

    Neither has she!




    Have you seen the new Helen Keller Toy Dog?

    You wind it up and it runs into the wall!
     

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